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- vaxorcist0
My wife and I went out and got a bit drunk last night... it was lovely, then we went out for 2am mexican food.... and woke up with a hangeover and the infamous "beer and mexican food effect"
- vaxorcist0
my wife's very entertaining after 2 drinks....
- she sure islambsy
- seconded. But after 3 she just gets disturbing.futuremongolian
- HijoDMaite0
Now that my girlfriend is my fiancee, there is less "questions" about my whereabouts or what I do. I think the ring on her finger has really given her a boost of confidence.
- vaxorcist0
luckily this has never happened to me but... I like the cover song...
- Gucci0
Depends on the mood I'm in, but I can definitely go to a bar and have 2 or 3 drinks in 4 hours. But then again...I drive a lot, so I'm really careful about that kind of thing.
Is she trying to tell you that she thinks you have a problem?
- rybration0
Talk to your lady, tell her you want a few drinks with mates but will be back later and all hers - she can always do the same. Fuck you guys are fuckin' nerds - got past the fingering stage? Talk off the Minecarft t-shirt when you finally get to bone her for 20 seconds.
- cruddlebub0
i'm sorry but surely its the time you came home not the amount you drank that's the issue? if there is an issue?
- cannonball19780
This thread smacks of the woman being in charge in the bedroom.
- MrT0
MrsT doesn't mind, the more I have the more she laughs at my greater pain the next morning.
- detritus0
Hold on — do you or do you not go down to the bar for four hours and only drink two to three drinks?
- dasohr0
Women are bad at gauging those kind of things. A proper estimation for 4 hours of manly drinking would be anywhere between 8-16 beers.
- And then tequila shots.Continuity
- I hope you don't drive home after that.albums
- It sounds insane to us. I would only be able to drink a few beers or less in that time.Jaline
- Continuity0
So basically, if I read this correctly ...
1) You went down the pub;
2) Got well pissed;
3) Came home, and home and found the missus expecting some action;
4) You got so pissed you can't get it up;
5) Clearly disappointed, the missus comes back with, 'Why can't you have just two or three?'
- Fax_Benson0
Does she not know roughly how many drinks you usually consume in an evening? Drinking differently in her company will only lead to trouble.
- ETM0
My wife could care less how many as long as I get home safe. But then again, I don't do it on something like a weekly basis. Her opinion might change if it was more frequent. :)
- mydo0
Not long ago my girlfriend came home drunk. I was in bed reading. She demanded sex. Then passed out while i was helping her get undressed.
I think that has probably happened the other way around too.
- Fax_Benson0
Basically, if you go out for the evening with her, make sure you get properly, barn-storming drunk. That way, when you go out after work without her and come back in a relatively sober state, she'll appreciate your responsibility and restraint.
- trooperbill0
my gf pulls this shit with me too
'i expected you back at a reasonable hour' when i get home at 7 have to eat lunch with her by which time its 830 takes me an hour to get where im going and an hour back
she expects me back around 10 or 11... that gives me fucking minus hours with my friends ffs
- trooperbill0
and for the record expect a pint every 20 mins (if youre british)