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When you go out with your friends for beers... How many does she 'thinks' you have whilst you and your pals are shooting the shit?
She thinks its the norm to go out and have 2 or 3 beers.
Who goes to a bar for 4 hours and has 2 or 3 drinks is it just me?
Hold on — do you or do you not go down to the bar for four hours and only drink two to three drinks?
Women are bad at gauging those kind of things. A proper estimation for 4 hours of manly drinking would be anywhere between 8-16 beers.
Im english... If Im out after work from 7-11 Im probably going to do 6/7/8 beers...
Shes like 'Why cant you just have 2 or 3'?
So basically, if I read this correctly ...
1) You went down the pub;
2) Got well pissed;
3) Came home, and home and found the missus expecting some action;
4) You got so pissed you can't get it up;
5) Clearly disappointed, the missus comes back with, 'Why can't you have just two or three?'
Does she not know roughly how many drinks you usually consume in an evening? Drinking differently in her company will only lead to trouble.
My wife could care less how many as long as I get home safe. But then again, I don't do it on something like a weekly basis. Her opinion might change if it was more frequent. :)
Basically, if you go out for the evening with her, make sure you get properly, barn-storming drunk. That way, when you go out after work without her and come back in a relatively sober state, she'll appreciate your responsibility and restraint.
my gf pulls this shit with me too
'i expected you back at a reasonable hour' when i get home at 7 have to eat lunch with her by which time its 830 takes me an hour to get where im going and an hour back
she expects me back around 10 or 11... that gives me fucking minus hours with my friends ffs
and for the record expect a pint every 20 mins (if youre british)
ask yourself this... does it 'really matter' what she thinks is the norm? we are talking about you and your beer loving here...
and btw, my wife says she's going out 'for a drink' with the girls and then somehow forgets that she gets hammered after two cosmo/martinis but proceeds to have 5 or 6 anyway because oh my my god there so good. i find this to be pretty standard behaviour with female humans in general.
"Why do you drink more than me?"
"Because I am a man."
girlfriends are stupid
I propose the thread be renamed:
"How to tell if you're an alcoholic or just pussy-whipped?"
My girl downs Long Island Ice Teas like they're water and she says "why didn't you stop me after I had 2" like I'm paying attention to how many she's drinking
- i always thought the more drunk the better until they lock themselves in the bathroom and i'm stuck jerking itJG_LB
- And if you DO say something she'll get mad that you embarrassed her.ETM
- lol - or throws up on themselves and you're carrying her up the stairswhatthefunk
- *Takes picture of puke covered hair.*Saves for argument later.*cannonball1978
me: "i'm going out after work for a drink."
her: "cool see you in a bit"
me: drinks 4-6 beers, stumbles home
her: did you have fun?
me: yesshshh. smokes bowl. goes to sleep.
My gf doesn't have any issues with what I drink.
This is why I don't have a girlfriend.
why would she care?