Your girlfriend/wife... 3737 Responses

Last post: 4 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jan 4, 13, 2:50 p.m.

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• nylon

  When you go out with your friends for beers... How many does she 'thinks' you have whilst you and your pals are shooting the shit?

  She thinks its the norm to go out and have 2 or 3 beers.

  Who goes to a bar for 4 hours and has 2 or 3 drinks is it just me?

  Jan 4, 13, 2:50 p.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  Hold on — do you or do you not go down to the bar for four hours and only drink two to three drinks?

  • sounds like someone came home plastered.– ohhhhhsnap

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 2:51 p.m. – Permalink

• dasohr

  Women are bad at gauging those kind of things. A proper estimation for 4 hours of manly drinking would be anywhere between 8-16 beers.

  • And then tequila shots.– Continuity1/3

    I hope you don't drive home after that.– albums2/3

    It sounds insane to us. I would only be able to drink a few beers or less in that time.– Jaline3/3

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 2:52 p.m. – Permalink

• nylon

  Im english... If Im out after work from 7-11 Im probably going to do 6/7/8 beers...

  Shes like 'Why cant you just have 2 or 3'?

  • Actually if not more!!!!– nylon1/3

    2 or 3 would be 1 hour– dbloc2/3

    I want to be English– fooler3/3

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 2:53 p.m. – Permalink

• Continuity

  So basically, if I read this correctly ...

  1) You went down the pub;
  2) Got well pissed;
  3) Came home, and home and found the missus expecting some action;
  4) You got so pissed you can't get it up;
  5) Clearly disappointed, the missus comes back with, 'Why can't you have just two or three?'

  • bingo– monospaced1/8

    yep– sea_sea2/8

    hahaha, busted– detritus3/8

    "Why can't you have just two or three inches more?"
    – ETM4/8

    LOL– Josev5/8

    PUSHIN' ROPE
    – err6/8

    Bend one in.– meffid7/8

    Thumb in a slackie.– meffid8/8

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 2:56 p.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  Does she not know roughly how many drinks you usually consume in an evening? Drinking differently in her company will only lead to trouble.

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:11 p.m. – Permalink

• ETM

  My wife could care less how many as long as I get home safe. But then again, I don't do it on something like a weekly basis. Her opinion might change if it was more frequent. :)

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:16 p.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  Basically, if you go out for the evening with her, make sure you get properly, barn-storming drunk. That way, when you go out after work without her and come back in a relatively sober state, she'll appreciate your responsibility and restraint.

  • you devious bastard.
    
    *notes*– detritus1/2

    *looks for pen to wrote this down
    "Does anybody have a bloody pen that works?!"– ETM2/2

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:17 p.m. – Permalink

• trooperbill

  my gf pulls this shit with me too

  'i expected you back at a reasonable hour' when i get home at 7 have to eat lunch with her by which time its 830 takes me an hour to get where im going and an hour back

  she expects me back around 10 or 11... that gives me fucking minus hours with my friends ffs

  • and you listen to her because???– zarkonite

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink

• trooperbill

  and for the record expect a pint every 20 mins (if youre british)

  • (40 mins if Scumpy ciders)– detritus1/3

    (or else maximum doom, quick)– detritus2/3

    Same 20 mins here in Canada. But then again, you folks taught us to drink.– ETM3/3

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:22 p.m. – Permalink

• prophetone

  ask yourself this... does it 'really matter' what she thinks is the norm? we are talking about you and your beer loving here...

  and btw, my wife says she's going out 'for a drink' with the girls and then somehow forgets that she gets hammered after two cosmo/martinis but proceeds to have 5 or 6 anyway because oh my my god there so good. i find this to be pretty standard behaviour with female humans in general.

  

  • so fucking true
    – nylon

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 3:24 p.m. – Permalink

• cannonball1978

  "Why do you drink more than me?"

  "Because I am a man."

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:01 p.m. – Permalink

• JG_LB

  girlfriends are stupid

  • For the record: This guy gave blowjobs to help him quit smoking.– albums

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:04 p.m. – Permalink

• ETM

  I propose the thread be renamed:

  "How to tell if you're an alcoholic or just pussy-whipped?"

  • <– nylon

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:05 p.m. – Permalink

• whatthefunk

  My girl downs Long Island Ice Teas like they're water and she says "why didn't you stop me after I had 2" like I'm paying attention to how many she's drinking

  • i always thought the more drunk the better until they lock themselves in the bathroom and i'm stuck jerking it– JG_LB1/4

    And if you DO say something she'll get mad that you embarrassed her.– ETM2/4

    lol - or throws up on themselves and you're carrying her up the stairs– whatthefunk3/4

    *Takes picture of puke covered hair.*Saves for argument later.*– cannonball19784/4

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:08 p.m. – Permalink

• fooler

  

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:13 p.m. – Permalink

• ifeltdave

  me: "i'm going out after work for a drink."
  her: "cool see you in a bit"
  me: drinks 4-6 beers, stumbles home
  her: did you have fun?
  me: yesshshh. smokes bowl. goes to sleep.

  • <– set

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:30 p.m. – Permalink

• ernexbcn

  My gf doesn't have any issues with what I drink.

  • >– ernexbcn1/3

    but with what I sniff– ernexbcn2/3

    lol - sounds familiar– fadein113/3

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:44 p.m. – Permalink

• JG_LB

  

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:46 p.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  This is why I don't have a girlfriend.

  • Well, not the only reason...– studderine

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 4:58 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  why would she care?

  • See Continuity's post above.– monospaced

  

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  Dog-earJan 4, 13, 5:22 p.m. – Permalink