Cats
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- CALLES0
They see you as their kitty litter box roomie... dogs dogs are awesome and will save your life. you could have someone trying to kill you and the cat would either a) enjoy watching b) hull ass.
and fuck the police too while im at it
- lol @ last line :)albums
- Why is there this stupid assumption that cats should have the same intelligence as dogs??CanHasQBN
- So they are not as bright as dogs, it doesn't make them awful animals. They just don't know.CanHasQBN
- i know right?CALLES
- it's infuriating because so many cat owners think their cats are smart.monospaced
- you really get infuriated?CanHasQBN
- CALLES0
two words...
Fuck Cats
- scarabin0
my cat's a fucking pussy.
he brought me a half-dead groundhog once and that's it.
now he'll only eat fancy feast, and demands it six times a day
- You give you cat that much wetfood? He must be in good shape.CygnusZero4
- fancy feast is like half a normal can's size. he demands it even when his bowl is full, thoughscarabin
- i chuckled out loudCALLES
- i'm trying to teach him how to say "cat food" but he's not very good at it yetscarabin
- Make sure he eats dry food. Keeps their teeth clean.CygnusZero4
- benfal990
Cats are awesome animals.
People should respect animals way more. They are pure and binded to their instinct. Humanz are all corrupted and disconnected from Gaïa.
- humans are animals toomonospaced
- what mono said.albums
- you know what i mean ffs!benfal99
- I understand what you're saying, but I don't agree. We're still animals as much as they are, running on instinct.monospaced
- nobenfal99
- stoplying0
I have an artificial relationship with a cat who I was paid $500 to adopt. The guy I bought my house from couldn't bring ol' Jackie Boy with him so he said, "How about $500?" Done deal. Jack stays inside, eats a lot of cat food, no animals, pukes on the floor sometimes, and I clean out a litter box a few times a week.
He's a cool old guy at 17 years old, but I wouldn't call our relationship artificial.
Where my parents live, it's a haven for birds and there's a lot more conscientiousness placed on what cats do to the birdlife. Fair point, but to me, cats killing small animals is in the natural order of things - for better or worse.
- monospaced0
- "cat food tastes like shit"monospaced
- lol looks exactly like my cat. He was a pretty crazy hunter in his young years too.tOki
- He went after big things like rabbits (which are not native), crows and snakestOki
- detritus0
You've made your point, albums.
You're lonely, have social problems and no one here or anywhere likes you.
We get it. No need to labour trhe matter.
- detritus0
God, you're abysmally dull, Albums.
- < says the cynical broken record
LOLalbums - Broken record how, exactly? If you mean because I keep telling you're a wanker, then yes. But I like that tune.detritus
- you're like brothersmonospaced
- Take that back!detritus
- < says the cynical broken record
- detritus0
No, the link that I posted is 'new' news.
If you'd pulled your massive head out of your cavernous arse you might've noticed I said I'd been “banging on about this for years”, which kind of implies I don't think that that the sentiment is exactly new.