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• detritus

  “OH BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE”.

  http://www.theregister.co.uk/201…

  “If we extrapolate the results of this study across the country and include feral cats, we find that cats are likely killing more than four billion animals [in America] per year, including at least 500 million birds".

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  Cats are assholes.

  Aug 9, 12, 5:01 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  Actually, cats just do what they're supposed to do.

  ‘Animal-loving cat-owners are assholes’.

  • <– set1/2

    +1 1/2– maikel2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:03 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit2

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:06 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  What a load of absolute cock that article, and project, is.

  Big pile of willies, in fact.

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:09 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  Humungous waterfall of helmet.

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:10 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  Bulging barrel of bellend

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:19 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  A full plug-hole full of minge pubes

  • sorry, Nairn.– set1/3

    It's ok, I know you get defensive around this issue.– detritus2/3

    haha, I do. Just look at the gif below.– set3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:20 a.m. – Permalink

• omg

  

  • lol– benfal99

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 5:57 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit2

  Did you watch any of the videos? It's actually sort of entertaining viewing the world from the perspective of a cat.

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:08 a.m. – Permalink

• formed

  At least they don't make noise. Nothing worse than the annoying bark of a neighbors dog

  • Just lob a brick at it and get back to sleep already.– detritus1/3

    They are too damn small– formed2/3

    You don't live in London N19 do you? I have a very similar issue with 3 west highland terriers.– Wolfboy3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:13 a.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  Are we sure it's cats doing the killing? I've never seen a cat do anything remotely lethal. They're always fucking about on mini-surfboards or playing the piano or forcing themselves into impractically small boxes.

  I'll bet they find the dead birds and bring them into the house for a laugh. The pictorial evidence would seem to back that up. They don't even kill the mice they do manage to catch.

  • They have terrible grammar and spelling too– ukit21/3

    lol ukit– detritus2/3

    blame the owners.– Fax_Benson3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:20 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  My cats kill (that I see) at least one mouse a week. I'm all for it.

  The first day we let Demi out of the house she brought us back a big gold fish. Felt a bit guilty about that but I appreciated the gesture.

  • I bet you tie the mouse's feet together first.– Fax_Benson1/2

    after they're killed yes, then hang them round my neck– set2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:26 a.m. – Permalink

• 23kon

  Actually, cats just do what they're supposed to do.
  +1

  Cats killing little birds, lizards or vermin is certainly better than dogs going around attacking humans.

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:37 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  My point.problem with this is the cognitive dissonance of 'animal lovers'. I feel the same with vegans who own cats — it's that willfully ignorant blinkered outlook that seperates the substance of their belief from their immediate wants.

  I actually really like cats, but I'd never own one because it's an artificial relationship that would merely satisfy my own desires over that of others, including the cat's.

  • “I actually really like cats” lol, what a wet rag.– detritus

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  Artificial relationship how?

  • natural how?– detritus1/2

    I agree when talking about pets such as snakes, lizards, parrots, budgies (birds in cages - fuck no)– set2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:07 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  So your point is that it's an artificially created relationship as opposed to there not being a relationship from the cats point of view further than getting shelter and food.... ?

  • I read 'artificial relationship' as the latter but maybe I misinterpreted– set1/4

    insert comma after 'view'– set2/4

    The former, but now you mention it — the latter too.– detritus3/4

    the latter certainly in some cases, not all.– set4/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:09 a.m. – Permalink

• randommail

  Better than dogs who take a dump and then look up at you like, "well what are you waiting for, pick that shit up... bitch."

  • They fucken do, don't they ?– mikotondria3

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:14 a.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:14 a.m. – Permalink

• maikel

  Cats (like other animals) kill other animals. It is, as detritus pointed, normal.

  That is why people shout "you are an animal" to murderers and other things that kill.

  Nobody gives a shit about frogs, and they kill plenty of bugs - fucking cruelty that is, aye?

  • calling a murderer an animal is degrading to animals.– zarkonite

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:14 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  If you own cats and are happy to have them decimate your local wildlife, then I have nothing to come at you with, Set. I can merely disagree with you.

  If, on the other hand, you're an vocal friend and lover of all of God's creatures or a vegan who wouldn't dream of hurting a sentient being, yet have a curiously convenient blindspot where your fwuffy wittw fwend is, then I'm going to come at you with a spade then shit down your neck.

  • Also, icksnay on the nairnsay, setsey - if you don't mind.– detritus1/2

    Oh right, sorry.– set2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:22 a.m. – Permalink

• set

  Cats have been our pets for thousands of years. Who's to say that if all cats were gone we wouldn't be overrun with mice, rats, bird, lizards etc..

  You don't *honestly* and seriously believe that cats decimate the local wildlife, do you?

  • no– monospaced1/2

    killing cats caused the black plague in the 1400s.– zarkonite2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 9, 12, 7:29 a.m. – Permalink