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• TheGreatGlorpo

  Someone bitched about Steve Jobs stuff. Look at this:

  

  
  On the blog page it says "In honor of the recent passing of tech tycoon Steve Jobs. I wanted to create a poster to commemorate his innovation to not only the Mac brand but to also captivate the emotions of the Mac culture."

  If that isn't pretentious bullshit I don't know what is. Funny thread.

  • you should be punched for this being your first post on QBN.– epill1/6

    Longtime listener, first time caller. what can i say?– TheGreatGlorpo2/6

    I'm virtually punching you– monospaced3/6

    in his defense, there is so much wrong with that description, i feel like I'm reading someone's nightmare.– mg334/6

    It would be a trifecta of punches from me if it read "...passing of tech evangelist..."– stoplying5/6

    OH CHRIST! amazing– animatedgif6/6

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 10:13 a.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  Anyone who says, "whole nother."

  • Whole nother kettle of sports.– meffid

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 10:22 a.m. – Permalink

• TheGreatGlorpo

  People who type "should of" because they can't spell "have."

  • <– Continuity1/2

    YES. can't believe I didn't think of this one.– mg332/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 10:23 a.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  Project managers

  • Watch it pal...– mg331/4

    :D– monospaced2/4

    I was one. Bigger, better things now. But they are not all bad.– mg333/4

    they're not all bad, no ... it was more of an inside joke y'know– monospaced4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 10:25 a.m. – Permalink

• CyBrainX

  apostrophes used for plurals. I know it's most of the planet, but so be it. Take your punches, you illiterate pricks.

  • apostrophe's, plural's, punch's.– orrinward1/6

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!– orrinward2/6

    ...long day...– orrinward3/6

    ...too many hour's at work.– orrinward4/6

    you're going to wear out your knuckles Cy– Amicus5/6

    They're on their way.– CyBrainX6/6

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 11:05 a.m. – Permalink

• honest

  social medja experts

  • <– gramme1/2

    <– mydo2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 11:09 a.m. – Permalink

• mg33

  People paying money to study to become "social media experts."

  • I got an email for this about 5 minutes ago: https://www.facebook…– CyBrainX

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 12:28 p.m. – Permalink

• jon_d

  People that listen to music and care about the musicians lifestyle. Prepare to be disappointed, it is just music.

  • Also applies to all celebrities.– CyBrainX

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 12:38 p.m. – Permalink

• mg33

  Again CNN with not proofreading:

  ""When you take the 9-9-(9) plan and you turn it upside won, the devil is in the details," Bachmann said, a reference to 666, a symbol commonly associated with Satan."

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:28 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  all of fox news

  • <This– meffid

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:31 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  people who read magazines about celebrities or honestly give a shit about brad pitt's new haircut

  • wwtdd.com– meffid1/4

    double punch!!– ali2/4

    amen– SunSunSun3/4

    and Beyonce's pregnancy generating more Twitter activity than anything in history.– CyBrainX4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:31 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  sales people who think they're creative directors

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:32 p.m. – Permalink

• aanderton

  That pikey twat who decides every weekend that his sunday morning should be spent driving round my neighbourhood blowing a horn and saying 'any old iron' over megaphone..

  • huh? [scratches head]– mg331/5

    http://www.youtube.c…– aanderton2/5

    Yeah, fuck him.– Handel3/5

    Oh so they're asking if anyone has old iron for scrap sale? That dude is rrrrrruuuuude.– stoplying4/5

    I would firebomb that guys truck.– soundsinsilence5/5

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:45 p.m. – Permalink

• hellobotto

  "At the end of the day."

  It doesn't make your moot point valid.
  It doesn't make your correct point more correct.
  If you're done with the conversation, don't use it as a parachute...just tap out.

  And please, please...if there's a logical conclusion hiding behind that "at the end of the day," please don't literally wait until the end of the day after I've been trying to resolve the illogical dilemma I was tasked with in the morning all day.

  • gah, I was in total agreement but 'just tap out'. That's a shame.– Eighty1/4

    Also, it's 'finished with the conversation' not 'done'. Sorry this thread has wound me up.– Eighty2/4

    Point taken on tap out. Did the right thing. Handed a crobar to a friend. Asked him to mind the face.– hellobotto3/4

    lol @ crobar, goodman.
    And yes, when they've lost an argument ' at the end of the day' means fuck all.– Hombre_Lobo4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 1:51 p.m. – Permalink

• Hombre_Lobo

  This thread is amazing.

  • it's basically the Pet Peeve of the Day thread I've always wanted but was too scared to start myself– monospaced1/2

    Lol, I understand. Qbn is a scary place!– Hombre_Lobo2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:01 p.m. – Permalink

• Hombre_Lobo

  People on busy buses, whom make no effort what so ever to shift their fat ass across into their seat, when they are currently taking up two seats.

  Your not fucking royalty, you don't get two seats, you're a public transport riding peasant like the rest of us.

  • very satisfying to ask them to move– animatedgif

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:04 p.m. – Permalink

• Hombre_Lobo

  The worst...

  "CEO'S" of shitty one person companies...shut the fuck up. Just because you own a website and are self employed no one gives a shit about your pointless self gratifying titles. Just shut up and do your job.

  • http://www.qbn.com/t…– monospaced1/3

    Lol! I actually annoys me, I'm normally very good! Grocers grocer's or grocer'?– Hombre_Lobo2/3

    http://qwertyrob.blo…
    From the mouth of the great s.fry– Hombre_Lobo3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:08 p.m. – Permalink

• genfourth

  I agree hombre! amen...

  I love that everyone is a CEO or CFO of a company THEY MADE UP and they don't even answer to a board of directors. all my unemployed friends on linked in are CEO of "blah blah some shit made up company with 10 minutes of time put into it"

  • Lol so true! its like when people say "I'm an entrepreneur", when like you say, are unemployed bums!– Hombre_Lobo1/2

    The web world was crawling with these douchbags in early 2000s, just because they "knew" Flash.– mg332/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:10 p.m. – Permalink

• Jacque

  low talkers

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• dopepope

  I bet there's one of those badly drawn meme face caption cartoons for each post in this thread. Or, there should be.

  • No no no, don't encourage those fucking cartoons. Punches AND kicks for all that shite.– Eighty1/2

    hahahahahhaa– dopepope2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 12, 11, 4:29 p.m. – Permalink