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- PonyBoy4
April snowstorms
- Fuck snow in general. Visit once a year, and then fuck off. Where's it snowing?garbage
- 20cm in Montreal in the next 2 days. I just removed the ski roof racks, my life is in shamblesomer
- As soon as you put on extra clothes because it's too cold, it's too cold.CyBrainX
- Lolz @omer!ideaist
- We are about a 4 hour drive south of omer (central new england)—same storm and same accumulation expected. At leas it will be in the high teens (C) starting MonPonyBoy
- Can you film yourself punch snowstorms, and post it here?jagara
- Ramanisky20
- nope - punches for the idiot who thought it'd be a good idea to shorten the length of the parking bay with a planterhans_glib
- haha, you have a point but I see a lot of cars parked like this in regular parking spots.Ramanisky2
- Parked like what? Perfectly in their spot behind the line as expected? Punches for anyone who has a problem with this.monospaced
- I think the point is he parked too far to the left but it's hard to tell in this photo.CyBrainX
- Far left, I knew it!MrT
- Hard to say without context. Some spots are just that small.monospaced
- Ramanisky212
- If that happen to me, i'll punch him/her/they/ze/them...ApeRobot
- ^ Straight up Tyson uppercut.Ramanisky2
- If you punch, you'll get in trouble. It's theft, call the police. The little shit has it on video. His parents will take his phone away for a week...rzu-rzu
- ... so the little shit will kill himself. Win.rzu-rzu
- ^
thisApeRobot - I hate these prepubesent morons. I would have thrown the rest of it at him, and if the cops show up "It was just a prank".garbage
- starts and ends with the parents. you kinda have to wonder what sort of bullshit is going on at home... at least I wonder...exador1
- I've got 2 kids... basically grown at this point... 21 and 18... and they NEVER did this kind of shit... would never have occurred to them ...exador1
- but if you aren't paying attention to what they're up to, and gave them access to social media as little kids... this sort of thing is what you get i think...exador1
- As much as you'd like to smack the kid, I think I'd be more in favour of smacking their parents ;)exador1
- @ram - squint your eyes, pretend it's a black kid and you won't be as outraged.hotroddy
- ^ typical right wing, passive aggressive bigotry again.CyBrainX
- I feel you, but at the same time we did dumb shit when we were that age...Salarrue
- Everybody is way too comfortable with doing shit like that and not expect to be punched in the face. Keep it up. See what happens.jagara
- +1 Salarue. I was a bit of a shit at times.
The social media aspect's a bit too toxic thoNairn - Nuke from orbitOBBTKN
- What is it with hardcore bigots and trying to make it out like liberals only focus on white people doing bad shit?monospaced
- Worship the children!kaiyohtee
- Kids suck and shouldn't have the internet. #thereisaiditgarbage
- Fax_Benson2
Middle-aged-man-breath.
I don't THINK I suffer from it. At least on the regular. But I keep getting stuck next to it. In it. That warm, stale headache inducing odour. Produced by men with untrimmed nose hair who sigh passive-aggressivly through their mouths on trains and in other confined spaces.
- Reminds of cigars, cheap plastic car interiors, next-day beer spill, vague remnants of sick clean-up. Wife over compensates with bad perfume.Fax_Benson
- Well now I'm erect. Thanks?Nairn
- I came three times reading thiscrazyprick
- Old dudes don't give a fuck about oral hygiene, plus they usually drink and slowly rot from the insidecrazyprick
- I think it’s meat stuck between the teeth overnight smell. Floss for fucks sake.monospaced
- Can't floss if all your teeth are calcified into single masses.Nairn
- Damn, that’s a real thing. Yikes. Haha.monospaced
- Signs you’re getting oldthumb_screws
- you carry his essence...keewee
- slow decay of lifePhanLo
- you sound like my girlfriend.milfhunter
- maquito5
Linkedin bullshit:
“When personal assumptions become invalidated design decisions, business and user experience are in decay.”
Fuck your business and your UX dogs. Imma let you know what this fucking <em>design</em> y’all talking is all bout, bitch.
- Yas!OBBTKN
- LinkedIn is a fucking shit sandwich of entitled cunts with a breathtaking sense of their own fucking importance. Fuck, I hate it.Continuity
- "I'm honoured and humbled to have been chosen as a jury member for this years Lions".
No, you're not humbled. You're a bragging cunt.Continuity - lolmaquito
- https://media.tenor.…neverscared
- maquito0
Following Fax_Benson’s... I clip hairs that come out of my ears when I get to see them. Yup, I assume they have to grow long enough to appear in the mirror.
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
I have to bust them out twice a week, now.Continuity - Following Fax... I felt like he described half the professors at college... (writing one handed, the other hand sticking a small propeller in nostril)canoe
- I’m discovered one rogue hair a few weeks back that was growing out of my ear lobe ... had to be at least quarter of an inch long.Ramanisky2
- I pluck them.monospaced
- Electric nose and ear hair clippers, my man.
- canoe15
Can't we have an IQ test for members?
This uber idiot thinks people are communists based on the websites they visit.
So I guess when I visit FOX News to get some perspective, that makes me an ignoramus snowflake that never traveled outside my zip code, but somehow leeched a worldly understanding of cultural dynamics and history from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson.
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
Everybody gets punched in the face FIRST then has to take an IQ test...
... I'll go first!!!PonyBoy - lol, first he wanted me banned. now this. You really are showing your true colorshotroddy
- fox news is as much of a 'fascist' website as cnn or msnbc are communists websites.hotroddy
- You are a danger to you and your country
https://znetwork.org…hotroddy - sorry I thought you were accusing me of visiting Fox news. YOu can get enough perspective by reading history not by idealized Marxist interpretationshotroddy
- Hot Knobby is QBN's very own village idiot, who still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism, socialism and communism.utopian
- Canoe, please don't take the KnobGobbler personally or seriously. The poor old man was dropped on head several times as a child on purpose, he knows no better.utopian
- I don't think Canoe needs any consolation but That's rich coming from a guy who can't write a proper sentence with a predicate and a subject in his biohotroddy
- I promise to take an IQ test if utopian goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E I░N░ B░I░Ohotroddy
- Or a maturity testcanoe
- Nothing says I'm not a communist like wanting to get rid of people.palimpsest
- question, is that the website where you got the term 'institutionalized slavery'?hotroddy
- Someone punch me already!PonyBoy
- I've got ya, Pony.Continuity
- https://i.ibb.co/yWK…neverscared
- neverscared, it's like the trump plaza in there. it's be an upgrade for youhotroddy
- utopian, more like Hot Knobby still doesn't understand the difference between capitalism and capitalizationimbecile
- let's not talk economics in a design forum where Utopian can chime in with his GED degreehotroddy
- ░W░O░K░E░W░A░R░R░I ░O░ R░utopian
- @canoe if you can cite a form of slavery that ISN'T institutional then you pass my IQ test.hotroddy
- ffs *thanhotroddy
- you were right the first time derp derpmonospaced
- I promise to take an IQ test if Knobby goes back to grammar school N░O░ ░P░R░E░D░I░C░A░T░E░I... B░I░Outopian
- ░D░E░R░P░D░E░R░P░utopian
- I think the main thing everyone has overlooked is that hotrod is into peggingimbecile
- Fine, I'm wrong Mono. I can admit it.hotroddy
- has qbn ever not had at least one moron stirring shit here? after all these decades its getting boringinteliboy
- 1. Who is the one stirring shit in this case?
2. The shit pheromones get shit poppin'.palimpsest - For a better tomorrowcanoe
- ^ lol, For those craving a real-life MAD MAX experience,hotroddy
- HAHA!! Violent IQ tests for everyone!!
- Ramanisky21
- https://www.sideshow…maquito
- Oh man, love the Carpenter Bee! It's the least threatening of all the bees!garbage
- The ones around here are little cuntsRamanisky2
- Ages ago, I had an apt that was a.. mildly infamous party pad. As in house shows and plenty of me going "Who the fuck are you?"garbage
- It was an old slave's quarters in the back of a house, had a shit porch with a tin roof, .2x4 uprights, and a ton of the ol' carpenter bees.garbage
- When they're really drilling, they just honk out the dust. It was a pleasure to watch them snow on uninvited guests.garbage
- The males also have no sting, so the only thing they're hurting is the landlord that you hate.garbage
- Haha but ... What if I’m the landlord?Ramanisky2
- Counterpoint: Your landlord is/was so shit that he's a household name. He'd come by at 6am claiming rent wasn't paid. It always was, for me..garbage
- ..but he apparently scared a bunch of dumb college kids into paying rent twice. He would make his rounds and start banging on doors at the ass-crack of dawn.garbage
- He tried to pull that shit on me, and I answered the door only wearing a pair of American Apparel Baby Rib Briefs. Scared the hell out of him lol.garbage
- "Yeah Fred, let me throw something on and we can go to the bank and prove that you've already cashed my check". Never fucked with me again.garbage
- utopian-1
- ahahah your youtube profile is so fucked up :D:D:Dsted
- That’s like whining about ads at the back of a shitty magazine.monospaced
- +after subscribing to all the shitty magazines.sted
- Ha Ha!
- Nelson Muntzpalimpsest - Who are all these people?bainbridge
- Utopian's influencers.palimpsest
- utopian's post-GED educationhotroddy
- OBBTKN7
- lol you saw that on LinkedIn, too, right? That was me making the 'exposure dollars' joke in the comments. :DContinuity
- ^ YesOBBTKN
- My emotional salary begins with some assurance I won't be laid off. Wish me luck.CyBrainX
- Waste of time. Just give me more actual money and I’ll raise my emotions on my own thank you very much.monospaced
- PIZZA PARTY!!!prophetone
- Is emotional salary worth more than exposure dollars?err
- It’s worth nothing if you need it from a fucking employer.monospaced
- i_monk0
"try and"
It's TRY TO. You TRY TO do something.
- I'll try and remember that.Continuity
- I’ll try to remember thatRamanisky2
- if you don't succeed try to try again. got it._niko
- Try not.skinny_puppy
- I won't try and you can count on it.palimpsest
- try and try and try to tryKrassy
- Try and make menb
- try and understand "try and" is informal and suited for casual useimbecile
- try me a riverface_melter
- jagara2
- You and your small dick and your... pussy wet... err... and you're killing animals... and it feels goooodjagara
- blood on your face aarghjagara
- great now I feel like a kebab too_niko
- lol nikoNairn
- actually looks more like a souvlaki with all its pork gloriousness_niko
- People behaving this way makes me want to oppose and ridicule them, no matter how justified their case.jagara
- yup, pork souvlaki for sure :) gonna grill some up tonight, maybeGnash
- Can't we all just get along?ideaist
- I a woman calls your dick small, call their pussy big, s'a good trickjagara
- I always order a double burger to offset a vegan. Saw that meme and it made me laugh.monospaced
- you mad bro?dbloc
- mehpango
- punches for who? the herbivore or carnivore?milfhunter
- punches for everyone. start a brawl then it's a party!pango
- Stupid post is stupid. Kebab eater didn’t create the kebab. Jaguars supports life sentences for personal drug use. Idiotimbecile
- @imbecile huh?jagara
- HAL90012
Ask two simple questions in an email
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I even made bullets points to highlight the two questions because I know 3 time out of 5, people only see one... WHY???