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  • freedom1

    lol. 325,299 views

  • monospaced10

    Creationists

    • lol. no matter how hard you try. you cannot sexually reproduce humans from a monkey!omg
    • well you haven't lived for millions of years to see it happen ..hotroddy
    • but human reproduction only takes 9 months, and having sex with a monkey is still not going to give you a human.omg
    • Omg is right. There's no way to sexually reproduce someone as thick as omg. He must be God's creation here on earth to test our faith :)pango
    • omg is clearly speaking from experiencesarahfailin
    • let people believe what they want! There's very interesting work being done in the 'forbidden' archeology realm. If right we might all be wrong!mugwart
    • wth mugwart? forbidden archeology is a post-darwin branch of evolutionary theory while creationism is anti evolution. science is not a belief system.kingsteven
    • Y U WAN' PUNCH ME?robthelad
    • Science most certainly is a belief system for most peopleset
    • For example, while likely, there is no solid proof we evolved directly from apes... Yet you all pompously believe we did.set
    • There are some serious holes in the human story, and as soon as you all start admitting and recognising that, rather than pompously BELIEVING commonly acceptedset
    • science, then the sooner we can move on and discover the truth.set
    • I'm not saying we were created, I just don't like the way so many people are so sure of themselves about something they simply cannot know.set
    • Something they.... believe.set
    • Have you studied anthropology and the details of human evolution in a higher learning institution as part of your major?monospaced
    • again I'm with Set.mugwart
    • It’s more than just “likely” that we evolved as a species, like every other on the planet. There is literally no evidence otherwise in existence.monospaced
    • It’s infinitely more deluded to claim supernatural interference without evidence, than to belief the almost endless evidence of evolution.monospaced
    • hang on set. there are plenty of contradicting yet valid theories on evolution (and none that say we evolved from apes you idiot) -creationism is denial.kingsteven
    • To claim either one as absolute fact, while calling the other crazy, is deluded.set
    • lol ape is just a layman's term for one of the pre-human Homo genus. Obviously.set
    • KingSteven definitely evolved from homos. I'm now sold.set
    • WE'RE RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!pango
    • This could be a simulation made two weeks ago by some programmer. In that case, omg would ultimately be right and you'd all be wrong haha. Now that'd be funnyset
    • haha, what do you mean evolved from?? i turn more homo every time i see one of your brilliant comments stating that every one else is a cunt incapable of critickingsteven
    • al thought... talk about belief systems.kingsteven
    • That's just a twisted and utterly incorrect perception of my post based obviously on your own insecurity and defensiveness.set
    • I didn't say anyone was incapable of critical thought. I said that those that go on as if they know for a fact the history of humanity are delusional morons.set
    • Apologies if my description of you offends.set
    • Science is a belief system, of which you are a disciple...set
    • well, that kind of offends me... i don't know where you get that from? i think we probably had the same iconoclastic motivation to post here.kingsteven
    • You said science isn't a belief system.
      It is.. largely...
      set
    • You’re all members of the great ale family Homo sapiens whether you like it or not. :)monospaced
    • um... no. science is not a belief system. that's the common misconception of it. There are proven fact and highly possible theory based on other evidence.pango
    • facts are just proven fact. it's still fact and can be proven even if you dont believe it. till someone come up with a better evidence and repeatable result.pango
    • gravity is a scientific fact. its going to be a bitch when you don't watch your step. Even if you don't believe it.pango
    • it's science! bitch! https://www.universe…pango
    • gravity is "consequence of the curvature of spacetime caused by the uneven distribution of mass." they even worked out the math for it.pango
    • take it to another planet and it works the same.pango
    • They have no idea what causes grabity or how it works. It's all theory, Pango...set
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    • Belief in an unproven theory....set
    • It's a fact that something is keeping us stuck on the earth, but that fact is nothing to do with science. Science can't explain it. You're confusing things...set
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    • set i was sating that because mugwart is referencing creationist psudo science like it's something more than conjecture on darwinism.kingsteven
    • ok fine another one.
      tell me how your battery works. it's not powered by juses jizz i tell you that.
      pango
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    • Are you suggesting I'm saying science isn't real? You really are one confused asianset
    • Most science is obviously very sound, undeniable, and real, but the biggest questions we ask of ourselves and of reality, are not explained by science...set
    • ... yet most people belief the theories as if it was fact.set
    • believe* phone typing x_xset
    • It's a system of belief and faith to believe in the big bang... to believe in evolution.... etc. How can it be anything else?set
    • the fossil record proves without a doubt that evolution is a fact.hotroddy
    • Scientific 'facts' are often disproven and thrown out as nonsense once new scientific discoveries are made. It's a belief system.set
    • like what creationist believes how old the world is? 6000 years?pango
    • Science once said the stars revolve around earth.set
    • The fossil record doesn't prove humanity's evolution. That's the point we're talking about here, hotroddy. Evolution obviously exists we have pretty solid proofset
    • Are you suggesting I was suggesting you were saying science as a believe system is a common misconception?pango
    • You said science as a belief system was a common misconception, not me. I'm saying the belief that it isn't is the common misconception. Damn you're confused.set
    • exactly... "science is not a belief system" means "science is not meant to be used as a belief system". dude. people are not fucking idiots.kingsteven
    • People are most certainly idiots. Maybe not you, but people are most certainly, absolutely and unequivocally idiotic.set
    • I like that you're now agreeing with me and using the excuse of OBVIOUSLY, DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. hahahaset
    • So you believe in evolution but not human evolution? Why would we be the one exception?yuekit
    • Considering that we are genetically almost identical to apes, there are transitional fossils, they can even trade how much Neanderthal DNA you have in ayuekit
    • i know man, and people pick and choose. but you made it sound like creationists are open about the possibility that we live in a computer. nope it's anti darwinkingsteven
    • genetic test. If we didn't evolve from apes it's a pretty damn good hoax.yuekit
    • ism coupled with religious fundamentalism in a world that has long moved past that.kingsteven
    • no. i'm a confusing asian. but i'm not a confused asian. don't get that confused...
      and yes. that's exactly what i said! not suggesting what you were saying.
      pango
    • only suggesting what you were saying isn't true.pango
    • I guess technically everything is a "belief" if you want to be pedantic about it... but some beliefs are more justified than others.yuekit
    • wow - sorry guys didnt mean to cause all of this. I'm not anti darwin but I think we should be able to question everything. I think we are very very oldmugwart
    • but I dont think/believe that the offical story is correct.mugwart
    • my "belief" is that there is science and "cooperate" science. One is in the progress of man kind that the other is for the best interestsmugwart
    • this is the massive flights we all have stem from this.mugwart
    • lol nahhh don't worry mug. no one got hurt. and i was having fun for whatever stupid reason.pango
    • We have also been educated to just bicker and not debate. Your in that camp or that camp. There are no other options or possiblitiesmugwart
    • I mean it's fun to believe that we were beamed down by aliens or something...I feel like that's what you guys are hinting at. Some kind of alternate historyyuekit
    • explanation. The problem is, you have to be willing to subject those theories to the same scrutiny as mainstream science, otherwise why believe them?yuekit
    • hehe mugwart. i think i triggered set with the 'science is not a belief system' line. but was meant as criticism of the argument that forbidden archeology validkingsteven
    • ...ates creationism in any more viable way than evolutionary theory contradicts it.kingsteven
    • I do get triggered by the ignorant pomposity of some people, I apologise.set
    • glad we are all still all Internet buddies!!
      @yuekit. That sort of wording is the problem. If you have a theory/evidence that goes against the cooperate thinkin
      mugwart
    • be prepared to loose your life/work etc.
      "beamed up hahah" yes it can all sound silly. but we all grow from the established education. I'm not saying aliens at
      mugwart
    • all. But dont forget two weeks ago on main stream news there was major mainstream talks of aliens that wasnt "swamp gas".mugwart
    • One guy had serious case studies that rivaled dawin. He took it to British Museum and they told him they wouldn't do anything with it cause of the cost ofmugwart
    • re-education. Thats the world we currently living. Next few years will be fun !!mugwart
    • I just think it's a bit too convenient to believe we're completely special and unique from the rest of life on Earth.yuekit
    • You all are missing the point. This is punched for creationists. Not a debate about whether evolution is real or not. lolmonospaced
    • The fact remains, all evidence known only supports evolution. Every day more is added in support. Nothing indicated anything else, especially creation by a god.monospaced
    • Mainstream Science, History, Archeology etc refuse to accept certain findings if it means people's life's work was wrong and books have to be re-written etcset
    • Don't get me wrong I'm sure current science is wrong about lots of things. But I suspect it will be wrong in a way that we aren't even imagining right now.yuekit
    • People with brilliant work get ostracised and labelled as pseudo-science because of ego and denial from people at the top. iset
    • Are we comparing the case studies that was taken to British Museum with creationism? who believed earth is 6000 years old? dinosaur extincted because theypango
    • Gobekli Tepe is a great example. Or the water erosion on the sphynx. It hasn't rained properly there in 12,500 years.set
    • These things push back civilisation by vast amounts of time, yet mainstream history ignores it.set
    • weren't on noah's ark? Noah who lived to 950?pango
    • @monospaced the wonderful thing about religion and faith is that it requires absolutely zero proof, and there's zero way of talking people out of it. Genius.set
    • There’s nothing credible about creationism. There’s no evidence for it, so when creationists demand evidence for evolution, they should be punched. ;)monospaced
    • haha mugwart, darwin had a whole bunch of crackpot ideas and has been proven wrong on multiple occasions but thats science...kingsteven
    • You can’t look at any earth biology, archaeology or geology without finding more support for evolution. That’s a fact.monospaced
    • Punches for those who question the obvious fact that life evolved into the species we know, and continues to do so. Punched for young earth theory.monospaced
    • http://i0.kym-cdn.co…pango
    • Ignince is blissset
    • :) i agneepango
    • So if humans didn't evolve from apes... you're saying animals evolved into something that was 98% human but humans also arrived here separately?yuekit
    • Yes set. That’s true. Blind faith without any questioning or criticism is insane. Evolution has been put to test for centuries. It’s only stronger for it.monospaced
    • Sure anything is possible but...seems like a pretty big coincidence no?yuekit
    • Who are you even talking to yuekit? I didn't once say I don't believe in evolution. Please actually read my posts.set
    • This happens on a constant basis here. When I don't completely and utterly back up what one person is saying...set
    • they assume I completely and utterly believe the polar opposite. Bizarre.set
    • Just an open question... I was wondering what the alternate explanation actually is :)yuekit
    • Obviously set understands evolution is the basis of life on the planet. He’s not a moron. He’s just open to the possibility that anything could be true.monospaced
    • Evolution is about as solid a scientific theory (read: verified truths) as any in existence. There has never been any credible alternative.monospaced
    • Obviously I believe in evolution. I'm open to the possibility that the planet was found, the monsters (dinosaurs) cleared and local homosapien DNA was usedset
    • to make us. Then we were taught language and agriculture. This is the story told in almost all ancient cultures. It also the Bible creation story if you..set
    • .. If you make God plural. I'm also open to the simulation theory. Obviously evolving from apes is the most likely, though there's no perfect line from themset
    • I’m open to any possibility as well, and would gladly stand corrected. Still, punches for creationists spreading such nonsense.monospaced
    • .. to us. I just don't like how people go on as if they know for a fact. You don't.set
    • Well my point is maybe creationism isn't nonsense it's just misinterpretedset
    • Complete nonsense, I should say. Obviously it's partly nonsense.set
    • Lol at the 2 downvotes. Perhaps a couple of creationists.monospaced
    • lol @ trump supporting bible thumpersGuyFawkes
  • freedom0
  • scarabin_net4

    people who stop in the middle of a crosswalk, forcing me to walk into the intersection when crossing a street.

    seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

    • people do that??
      JFC,
      keep going you fucktards
      Ramanisky2
    • i think he means cars that stop in the crosswalk. agree.sarahfailin
    • yeah, drivers are dicks in LA, especially hollywoodscarabin_net
    • Spit on the back of their cars.garbage
    • Haha. I’ve definitely spit on hoods in nyc when this happens. Even a cop once. o_Omonospaced
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  • sarahfailin2

    super glue containers made for more than one use!

    if you think you're going to get that container back open to use the super glue again, you are deluding yourself.

    • Actually, a funny thing about super glue. They're all hyper-strong when you're trying to pull glued parts apart, but most don't resist shearing force very well.Continuity
    • In other words, the twisty motion of getting a CA glue bottle open shouldn't be much of a problem.Continuity
    • Also: safety pinsgarbage
    • safety pins! wow i'm dumb.sarahfailin
    • i buy these:
      http://content.etili…
      Gnash
    • you need to spend the extra dollar or two for better packaging like this...
      https://img.michaels…
      fooler
  • MrT2

    Me. For not booking seats on Xmas long-haul back home to Engerland. 45 hours flying in 61, the very last row by the shitter and the kitchen. Last to get food and no reclining seat.

    Knobhead.

    • hahaha, well at least it's not a seat next to the bogs on a Pendolino going from London to Glasgow, pyew!detritus
    • and no sleep either thanks to all the noise and people standing and banging into your seat while they wait to get into the bog.microkorg
  • detritus-5

    People on the internet who label every goddamn headline, no matter how well-writ or appropriate, as 'clickbait'.

    It's a fucking headline, it's supposed to be an encouraging distillation of the article it's essentially advertising.

    Just because you have some incredibly minor issue with its constuction or tone, doesn't mean it's fucking clickbait, you dour pleb cunts.

    • Copywriters hate himcannonball1978
    • Ha. Personally only ever a concern for me if the content of the article doesn't live up to the hopes and dreams of the headline. The Independent are gettingfadein11
    • v.bad for that.fadein11
    • Although true to a degree this was pure clickbaitfadein11
    • http://www.independe…fadein11
    • Too long...
      https://goo.gl/u5YnZ…
      fadein11
    • Oh, the Indy's dead to me — once my favourite newspaper, now the whinging snowflake equivalent of Daily Mail online.detritus
    • Yup. But lets not forget why. Mailonline is an internet powerhouse! Which has always been a total mystery to me... Or not phapsfadein11
    • Lol @ using snowflake stereotype thoughfadein11
  • spl33nidoru0

    https://tpc.googlesyndication.co…

    The level of wankery on their website is Black Mirror material
    https://foreverspin.com

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  • freedom0

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    • Surely this is from SNL...or the Onion?BusterBoy
    • 428,495,995 viewsfreedom
    • Fame and talent are no longer relatedset
    • what set saidutopian
    • future "where are they now?" contender for sure. Rap's at a weird juncture these days.ben_
    • I thought he died.Hayzilla
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  • face_melter0

    The remastered version of the Pistols' Never Mind The...

    Special mention for 'No Feelings'.

    Fackin' terrible - sounds like it was recorded in some school bogs, the guitars and bass are drowned out by the drums. And the vocals have this weird karaoke effect on them, like they are layered on top of the music instead of in it.

  • detritus-9

    People who ask for student discount (if I think you're a student, I'll tend to cost-down out of the infinite generoisty of my own hearty, thankyouverymuch).

    Furthermore - people who ask for student discount for things that are CLEARLY not student projects, but instead trying to weasel something on the cheap for a blatantly commercial concern.

    Nope, fuck you.

    Not to be a total racist cunt, but - why's it appear to always be a certain ethnic group that does this? *strokes chin, adds 15% to quote*

    • Christ, talking of a total racist cunt - i can barely manage my own language.detritus
    • What race? I never noticed this before.monospaced
    • Goddamned Injuns!detritus
    • i’m not racist but...GuyFawkes
    • Has to be Indians. Tight bastards.set
    • Damn, I should read notes first.set
    • People that use the phrase "cost-down".PublicVoice
  • Longcopylover3

  • bainbridge0

  • bainbridge4

    • I'm glad he's actually very happy.ben_
    • Amazing car in HIDEOUS colour.Hayzilla
    • PLease tell me his billionaire dad bought this car and he didn’t buy it by being a YouTube idiot._niko
    • I see the sadness underneath the smile...ben_
    • jellyrobthelad
    • ... my first purchase ... did he say he's 16 or 18? ... my ferrari is gone ... it was a good trade ... I just came from school ...mugwart
    • i'm calling the jelly police.ApeRobot
    • sad happy guy thread?umbee54
    • "I can't drive"set
  • bainbridge2

    Same kid.

    • punch that logan paul firstGuyFawkes
    • Wesside!ArmandoEstrada
    • Watched my first Logan Paul video last night. Christ he is a dick.Hayzilla
    • The only other time I'd seen him speak was that apology video. Seemed calm, humble and normal in that. But in his natural environment he is a complete bellend.Hayzilla
  • i_monk-3

    Recipes that give ingredients in weight instead of volume.

    • in a related way - australian cookbook measurementsGnash
    • Yes. I've previously QBN-punched Aus tablespoon measures for being 5ml bigger than the rest of the world. Someone somewhere probably has it down as a win.MrT
    • Most ingredients vary in volume for the same weight (ie flour)robotinc
  • Fax_Benson0