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- jagara7
- ...aand on top, it tastes like dish soap. I had to throw away the toast, inedible. Never happened before. Avocados are infuriatingly unpredictable.jagara
- Always a coin flip when you start cutting it in half. So many thrown away into the can. Well deserved punches.Ramanisky2
- And that's why you always check the nipple. If it's not there, that's an avocado that has already been accidentally vented in transit.garbage
- Either find one with a good palm feel and a nipple, or buy a hard one and snap the nip when you get home, it will be ready in the morning.garbage
- And that's my unintentionally dirty post of the day.garbage
- ^lolrzu-rzu
- More avocado advice plsnb
- SFW advice there garbageRamanisky2
- shit... i think i forgot an avocado in the cabinetpango
- Sometimes there's more flesh inside of the pit, but that's rare. The pit is actually good for you, but it's not worth doing yourself:garbage
- https://www.ncbi.nlm…garbage
- And American desire for avocados is now a cartel thing. CJNG is even getting on it, so that's something to consider.garbage
- I find Kiwi fruit similarly unpredictable. Some taste great, some sour as fuck, some solid as fuckmicrokorg
- Kiwi tips: Smell before you squeeze. The fuzzier the better. If it already smells sweet in the stand, that shit is too ripe.garbage
- Again, as I was typing that I was like "this sounds too dirty", but I just let it fly anyway.garbage
- Wtf, avocados are too expensive to pull this shitgrafician
- lol garbagefuturefood
- There is never flesh in the pit. They aren’t that expensive.monospaced
- Price has gone down since 2022. Cus they were importing too manypango
- Price is relatively consistent over the last decade at least where I am. Changes seasonally of course. My hometown grows a ton of them, and we had 20 trees toomonospaced
- @mono You absolutely can find flesh in the pit. It's rare and not worth it. I was talking more about the nutrient value of the pit itself.garbage
- no, you cannot find flesh in the pitmonospaced
- You should not eat the pit. It’s not a good source of anything. That’s not a thing. Punches for whom ever started that retarded rumor.monospaced
- The avocado commission says they don’t recommend it and say the pit is not meant for human digestion. In fact they suggest that it may be harmful.monospaced
- It's like you didn't read me saying "it's rare and not worth it". We'll add to that I meant mechanically processing the actual pit.garbage
- But again, you're an adult who still uses "retarded" improperly. I think I'll get my advice elsewhere.garbage
- YakuZoku2
This racoon wtf
- sted3
people who can't wait the fuck out until i finish my shit and and answer their shit. i know its just a message, know you don't have to do anything else just sit there and demand some answer. that is why you're going to wait until the last minute. or just loose your shit asap so i can have a proper reason to ignore you :)
- NBQ002
People pretending that they're so busy in life that they can't write a WhatsApp message for hours and it even takes them a full day to write a simple, small reply.
I find that so irritating and disrespectful.
Of course I'm not expecting that somebody replies immediately but after somebody has seen a message and even replied with "i'll message later" but then doesn't follow up it's just rude.
That and the ghosting thingy that people do nowadays is some of the most annoying things.
- i fucking hate whatsapp and the way it snitches on you when you've looked at a message. fuck off! i'll deal with it in my own time. cunts.hans_glib
- you can turn off "read", so it looks like you're so busy at life that you didn't see my message yet.NBQ00
- ah, the lament of the modern-day sex pestface_melter
- bainbridge2
Artists who comment on dumb posts on instagram, just hoping to be seen themselves
- Social media boost strategygrafician
- duhmonospaced
- People who add you in the hopes that you add back, to get followers. This strategy unfortunately works. Enjoy your shit following.jagara
- omg, can you believe anyone would want to add and follow people on a social media platform!? What retards.monospaced
- @monospaced when they add not to follow, but exclusively to increase their own follow count it's a bit punchable.jagara
- sarahfailin2
why would youtube need to send me a notification?
- So you never miss a video when we put one out?
Oh, and don't forget to subscribe.Continuity - and smash dat likeYakuZoku
- Click the bell if you want notifications for channels you follow. O´r reactions to your comments. Or turn the whole thing off in settings.jagara
- So you never miss a video when we put one out?
- DaveO1
I work for a big corporate fashion company, and there are always people who want something from us, so a lot of cold calls / emails etc. Usually I just delete the emails but a few that swing between the desperate and the presumptuous:
1 – "I know your time is valuable to you....." – then write 500 words on their SEO software.
2 – "Can I send you a $10 starbucks gift card so we can have a virtual 'coffee chat'?"
3 – "Why not access my calendar here (online calendar app), why not throw on a time that works for us both and we can catch up?"
It almost makes me feel as lonely as LinkedIn.
- crazyprick-1
An oldie but a goodie. This cunt:
- sted1
- bezoar8
- oh damn. this guys brought the entire house with him.pango
- The Anomia of Success: Leisure Sicknesskingsteven
- I did giggle at the lantern coming out of the bag lit and the fish in the door. a lot of work for wonky netflix and a bad nights sleepkingsteven
- I didn't watch the whole thing but it looks fantastic to me.CyBrainX
- Yeah this is camp/camping tech/technology porn.ideaist
- he didn't camp; he movedKrassy
- foreveralone kitsted
- Goes camping but never goes outside.hellrod
- Fuck yo gloves brobezoar
- its the military tactical gear fetishpango
- Honestly if you’re not sleeping in a tent and peeing in the bushes you’re really not camping. #campingsnob #eaglescoutmonospaced
- The containers could be kinda cool for cameras or glass bongs.bezoar
- i bet he brought a toilet as well.pango
- Why the fuck did he wake up at 3am to make noodles and go back to bed?!HAYZ1LLLA
- YakuZoku2
- I always thought he was mentally disabled... is he not?kalkal
- "Copyright infrinchment"palimpsest
- utopian-1
- utopian2
- I want to curb-stomp him.Continuity
- I had had nothing to do with it, pal.palimpsest
- Ramanisky226
- flolContinuity
- HahaGnash
- #messwithtexasCyBrainX
- To be fair, its a very punchable face.Akagiyama
- Literallyutopian
- Headline of the fucking day, holy shit! hahahahha!elahon
- Without reading the headline, I thought it was hybrid Chrissie/Trumpcanoe
- what u think .. which body part gets the most hits ? throat or nuts i speculate...neverscared
- Right in his smug face, I hope.elahon
- I wanna see the aftermath.Continuity
- Could be an actual business idea. Charge per punch. Or 5 min session with a baseball batpango
- they are locking it up in a closed room.... just like trumpo loco in flesh is on the pathway to end up ... what a coincidence.neverscared
- @never: definitely the throat. Right in the Neck Vagina.Akagiyama
- Wish I could like this twiceYakuZoku
- That would be fun!formed
- the hair looks more realistic than his real hair!fooler
- jagara0
People who refer to cooked (boiled/fried/baked) foods as "processed". Yes, well, technically that is a food that has been processed (with heat), but it isn't a fucking Dannon kids yogurt, or some frankenstein TV dinner.
- Tell them to go eat raw liver.Continuity
- ^ they already eat raw liverGnash
- Or they already eat hyper-processed foods and are trying a little bit of whataboutism.Continuity
- Wow this is new to me. I didn’t realize cooking was processed for some. Weird.monospaced
- Raw food people. They also consider frozen foods processed.jagara
- I bet they also think oat juice is a milkmonospaced
- They don't. I called it oat milk, they'll correct you to call it oat drink.jagara
- lolmonospaced
- sted1
geezas, can't be more disgusting