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- jon_d0
"the key to this whole thing, you see..."
"is in the galapagos."
- vaxorcist0
While saying all that, he's overheard by a laid-off copywriter he once knew at an agency gig years ago....
The copywriter slowly walks up to him, stands there and, after adjusting his hat, starts talking to him in a certain tone of voice.
- jon_d0
its imperative to know
the rap show
no go
for lolos
and hal laboratories.
adventures of lulu
be pupu on the nes
- jon_d0
"mad men in thepen
try to take my pen
and shove it
i luvs it,
gimme some more
like busta..."
- jon_d0
"or marty mcfly
fry guys and wise guys,
the life i live is
illustrative
of the ad age struggle..."
- jon_d0
tony lifts his gun in the air and excaims"
"you tried to fuck me
now you bust me
you got heat, me too
enough for the 1 , 2's
drop that beat homey
time for me to fly like sony"
- tanis0
Angered even more by the fact that the new kitty had pissed in his rum bottle, Tony decides to create a custom pistol, making him extremely proud in his knowledge of how to do such things.
- sigg0
But the Rum turned out to be CAT PISS!
"Clever Kitty" he said.
- popfodders0
Angered by the fact that Tony couldn't find his Frank's Red Hot, he decides to drink a bottle of Kraken Rum.
- sigg0
"Where's my Franks Red Hot?! I put that shit on everything."
- jon_d0
Then the thought dawns on him...
"I may have to eat this kitty."
- jon_d0
That's when Tony as an epiphany:
"well, the world may be destroyed... but at least I have a new kitty."
- popfodders0
A kitty licks Tony's face. Bewildered and at a loss of his senses, Tony takes the cat home.
- jon_d0
The Gay duo stop arguing for a second and use their patented "ambiguosly gay spandex net" to create a giant net.... saving the Bat and the advertising exec.
"Thanks gay duo, we needed that"
"thanks guys, not that theres anything wrong with that"
the ambiguously gay duo look at each other, look at Tony, then snap the net letting Tony drop.
"It was a jooooooooooookkkeee"! screams Tony as he falls further down.
Tony hits the scaffolding and falls softly and safely down to the ground.
- vaxorcist0
Batman and Tony are falling, wile-y-coyote style downwards in a cartoon-gravity way and they look up to see....
The Ambigiously Gay Duo..... who seem to be arguing about something amongst each other....
- GeorgesII0
( Paul van dyke and Skrillex playing in the background )
- jon_d0
"Lex?"
But it wasnt Lex , it was the Joker sneaking up from behind.
"I have waited a long time for this Batsy!"
Joker snaps the rope and Btman and Tony fall down the skyscraper!
"You son of a......!!!!!"
- sigg0
Lex replied... "Because, when all things are said and done and all the cards are on the table,... banana."
- jon_d0
The boss begins a slow clap, soon the whole office joins in.
Tony has done it... he has saved the firm from utter demise.He glances over at the new receptionist that he has been keen on.
She gives him a "Im going to fuck you brains out look"
All is well with Tony.
But, no... TACOS, BATMAN, TACOS, BATMAN!!!!!
Tony realizes he is slipping in and out of consciousness..he is still hanging on a rooftop. The world below him obliterated by a half-functioning zombie megatron. A half-functioning zombie megatron trying to give Optimus Prime some weed!
"What do you know, dammit?"
"Theres no time!" - screamed batman"I dont know!!!" Tony replies.
"If Megatron wasnt made of Kryptonite maybe Superman would have lived. But Lex coated him with Kryptonite." batman mumbled to himself.
"it's all over. The world is destroyed. Why Lex... WHY?!??!"