QBNers I Need Advice
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- CALLES
Ok... so i am moving in with the girl... currently i room with a friend and i threw away like 4 apartments worth off shit when i got off my apt. It felt great...
Anyways... I HATE HATE HATE stores i get angry i do stupid shit(i dont know if you guys remmeber my ikea episode) well i think i will get everything online. yes ikea some of you might hate it but its good looking crap... better than expensive good/bad lookin crap
when i mean everything im talking about bed and shit... any of you have any experience with the matressesesssss or guide me to anywhere else i can get a cool one delivered... money is not issue.... but come on dont get crazy
- CALLES0
girl(bird) for the brits
- I'm sure the appreciate the help. hahaJoeGrizzly
- WTF is a girl?set
- detritus0
You're moving in with a girl?
Why, get her to do it! 'Birds' love that shit.
- autoflavour0
I heard an interesting comment the other night..
Ikea is like the mcdonalds of furniture..that said, 80% of my apartment is from Ikea, including our bed and mattress..
its not the most amazing mattress i have ever slept on, i think its the called Sultan or something.. anyway, its definitely comfortable..
but yep, dont worry, i know your pain of Ikea.. that place is designed to make you feel like a mouse in a maze.. who the fuck installs elevators that only go one direction..
FUCKKA!!!!!!
- CALLES0
^
i know but she is currently in galapagos... i would love for her to take care of it... but the online over there sucksi will have a jacuzzi in my own dumproom!
- plash0
i got queen sealy pillow top and love it.
i used to have a memory foam which i hated; i would sweat my ass off while sleeping.- I had queen sealy and it was like sleeping on a cloud.pinkfloyd
- can you specify which?CALLES
- donno about that link..
http://www.google.co…plash - sure calles... give a sec
plash - ever slpet in a cloud beforeCALLES
- it was heavenpinkfloyd
- didnt know i could talk to deadies on qgnCALLES
- I think I had this one, but I can't remember http://www.us-mattre…pinkfloyd
- how come the king is more expensive(say it with a french accent) than the queenCALLES
- CALLES0
oh here we go
- pinkfloyd0
I think Ikea is good enough for temp apartments.
- epill0
1 800 Mattress
http://www.1800mattress.com/?gcl…1580 Northeast 27th Avenue
Pompano Beach, FL 33062
(800) 628-8737
- CALLES0
so plash you are plash AND pinkfloyd?!?!?!
- epill0
Mattress Giant
http://mattressgiant.com/Home/de…2720 S Dixie Hwy # C, Miami
(305) 442-0991
- monospaced0
- I used 'em. Even got $300 off with their price matching a month AFTER I got my mattress.monospaced
- fascinatingCALLES
- NNOOOOOO... Do not use them!utopian
- 1 800 Mattressutopian
- leave the last "s" off for savingsepill
- epill0
which side of the bed do you sleep on? do you sleep flat on your back or curled up like a ball? do you sleep with one leg above the covers or do you sleep with hands under the covers? king size bed? water bed? posturepedic bed? put a glass of red wine on the bed and jump without spilling it bed? pillowtop extra? egyptian cotton? or regular radio ikea twin mattress college dorm bed?
- Miesfan0
My wife and I have more or less proven that IKEA whenever we are fighting partners. IKEA, always studied as a reference for flow control and many other retail metric measure ... maybe also these fights. If not, here i present several moments of truth may be triggers for a good fight.
1 - The moment "does not fall. " "Yes, honey. It says here that this room is 13 square meters, like ours, but this is bigger. " "Well, I need a wall and therefore not overwhelming, I do not know.!". And is mounted ...
2 - If you don't move it as a bed of 1.50 would suffice. Often lead to major issues "Well, you like me to move at times." And is mounted ...
3 - i Don't give one more step. It is when one partner is dropped into a chair or sofa and says: "! Get clear!, Do what you want me to wait here." And what do you want more ... "
4 - Tell your mother not to opine or back by bus. And is mounted ...
5 - Who am I use the kitchen, so let me decide. From there it moves quickly to the issue of roles and who does what at home. And you mess ...
6 - How and where I put that? That is when only one of two gives the modern frenzy will give a fresh feel like home. And is mounted on a good taste of each.
7 - out there, which is a shortcut. Very careful with this. It's like the box "bridge to bridge and shot because the current takes me, you can go forward but also backward. And your hair falls out.
8 - Play with the car or hit the heel to the spouse for the third time. Really dangerous and painful. "Sorry, sorry, sorry!".
9 - You're going to hear. "Look at those curtains are taking, how it should be his home. Look at the pants he wears, does not surprise me. "
10 - "Let me I can", that usually ends with the fall uproar GINKLF to lead on the car from the shelf. "I had warned." "! And you only had to hold the car!". And reassembling ...
11 - In the box: we had to put us in that row, we had to put us in that row, we had to put us in that row. The couple with curtains have gone out and will buy all the cookies.
12 - "There can be no 2." In the parking lot when the JRANFKL, as I said the other party, there is no joke and strength or pride. You're willing to drive with his nose close to the glass, you load the seat trim, skip the ashtray side and desist, and without strength, you drop in the foot by supporting her in the ground. "! See, that heel so soon!"
13 - (At home) on parts! These horny guys were wrong. (No way. Only one case is known in history, in Oslo, where a small table had plenty of one of the plastic you put under the legs to avoid scratching the floor, and IKEA furnished their whole house for free almost, half Oslo). Better to start again, then don't cry when your wardrobe is falling apart.
- <too much to read on saturdaypinkfloyd
- lol...english?monospaced
- im going for itCALLES
- the first paragraph is making my head spin.. its like every other verb and pronoun is missing..epill
- it's like a terrible Swedish -> English translation or somethingmonospaced
- yep...i'm sorry heheheMiesfan
- is horrible, i know...sat's hangover...Miesfan
- hmmm wow... thanksCALLES
- "JRANFKL" -what the hell??epill
- "GINKLF" -also this??epill
- i guess is a coffee tableMiesfan
- it does not make sense in spanish or english. miesfan, help.maikel
- well...is from here
http://www.yorokobu.…Miesfan - did i hit a nerve or somethingCALLES
- so you had problems with the wife?!?!?!?CALLES
- ...not mine...;-))Miesfan
- jesus, i thought it was the pot fucking with me...plash
- I miss wendelltymeframe
- wtf is this? It's like a fucked up version of lorem ipsum where it uses some parts of english setencesMojo
- CALLES0
slpe in my belly one leg up styz... unless im with a pretty lady which i would spoon... if not that pretty im doing coyote
- eating_tv0
I never get lost in the IKEA. I love how they designed this whole route that the dumb Lemmings follow, to see *everything* whilst not so clearly advertising the short cuts. In & out of the IKEA in 15 minutes. Maybe a compas would help?
- eficks0
i have an ikea queen bed. malm i think. it was fantastic when i was single.
- maikel0
my advice is to buy the generic stuff from Ikea (or the one you cannot afford from expensive places) and give personality to your pad with some vintage/second hand/captured-from-the-skip stuff.
or if you are really minted get some natuzzi / hermann miller to make it pop.
We did that with the missus on the last 3 flats we had and usually works fine. The advantage here is that most of people rent furnished flats here, so you get rid of thefurniture when moving -also it can cost you more than buying new!
Anyway make sure you buy a vintage (or at least half decent) expresso machine and you learn to use it properly.