QBNers I Need Advice
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My wife and I have more or less proven that IKEA whenever we are fighting partners. IKEA, always studied as a reference for flow control and many other retail metric measure ... maybe also these fights. If not, here i present several moments of truth may be triggers for a good fight.
1 - The moment "does not fall. " "Yes, honey. It says here that this room is 13 square meters, like ours, but this is bigger. " "Well, I need a wall and therefore not overwhelming, I do not know.!". And is mounted ...
2 - If you don't move it as a bed of 1.50 would suffice. Often lead to major issues "Well, you like me to move at times." And is mounted ...
3 - i Don't give one more step. It is when one partner is dropped into a chair or sofa and says: "! Get clear!, Do what you want me to wait here." And what do you want more ... "
4 - Tell your mother not to opine or back by bus. And is mounted ...
5 - Who am I use the kitchen, so let me decide. From there it moves quickly to the issue of roles and who does what at home. And you mess ...
6 - How and where I put that? That is when only one of two gives the modern frenzy will give a fresh feel like home. And is mounted on a good taste of each.
7 - out there, which is a shortcut. Very careful with this. It's like the box "bridge to bridge and shot because the current takes me, you can go forward but also backward. And your hair falls out.
8 - Play with the car or hit the heel to the spouse for the third time. Really dangerous and painful. "Sorry, sorry, sorry!".
9 - You're going to hear. "Look at those curtains are taking, how it should be his home. Look at the pants he wears, does not surprise me. "
10 - "Let me I can", that usually ends with the fall uproar GINKLF to lead on the car from the shelf. "I had warned." "! And you only had to hold the car!". And reassembling ...
11 - In the box: we had to put us in that row, we had to put us in that row, we had to put us in that row. The couple with curtains have gone out and will buy all the cookies.
12 - "There can be no 2." In the parking lot when the JRANFKL, as I said the other party, there is no joke and strength or pride. You're willing to drive with his nose close to the glass, you load the seat trim, skip the ashtray side and desist, and without strength, you drop in the foot by supporting her in the ground. "! See, that heel so soon!"
13 - (At home) on parts! These horny guys were wrong. (No way. Only one case is known in history, in Oslo, where a small table had plenty of one of the plastic you put under the legs to avoid scratching the floor, and IKEA furnished their whole house for free almost, half Oslo). Better to start again, then don't cry when your wardrobe is falling apart.
- <too much to read on saturdaypinkfloyd
- lol...english?monospaced
- im going for itCALLES
- the first paragraph is making my head spin.. its like every other verb and pronoun is missing..epill
- it's like a terrible Swedish -> English translation or somethingmonospaced
- yep...i'm sorry heheheMiesfan
- is horrible, i know...sat's hangover...Miesfan
- hmmm wow... thanksCALLES
- "JRANFKL" -what the hell??epill
- "GINKLF" -also this??epill
- i guess is a coffee tableMiesfan
- it does not make sense in spanish or english. miesfan, help.maikel
- well...is from here
http://www.yorokobu.…Miesfan - did i hit a nerve or somethingCALLES
- so you had problems with the wife?!?!?!?CALLES
- ...not mine...;-))Miesfan
- jesus, i thought it was the pot fucking with me...plash
- I miss wendelltymeframe
- wtf is this? It's like a fucked up version of lorem ipsum where it uses some parts of english setencesMojo