QBNers I Need Advice
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- doesnotexist0
don't get a cheap mattress. you will regret every night you spend on it. i like my kingsdown. hand-fucking-made. don't spend less than $1k
- CALLES0
i need at kingsdown link... even if it sound like a strip bar... what you got?
- CALLES0
here it goes for the lazies
I hate Stores.. i mean i hate them... i get itchy, annoyed, pissed off. So my girlfriend is moving... which means that i'm the one doing most of the moving... Anyways so we go to IKEA... Holy Shit... Kill me now. Anyways i got lost like 3 times and when we go to the lower level to the "Self Service" whatever.
Wait beofre that... me and my friends decided to wear yellow in case we get lost... mind you non of off have been there so we didn't know every worker uses yellow also... we lost each other in 10 minutes
Anyways.. we get this shelf thing and we have a little cart... Those things are fast... but as we are picking it up my friends text me that they are about to pay... so my girlfriend is pushing the cart and i get in a hurry and i start pulling it
She: Dont pull it
Me: Now we gotta go... they are about to pay and i want to get out of here...
i keep talking next thing i know
She: Alfredo.... Alfredo!!!
She: ALFREDO!!! ALFREDO NOOO!!!
when i realize whats going on i see the cart zipping past me since i am pulling it from the front the part where you push it is the front part now.... so i try to stop it with both my hand and since the wood is heavy it's actually pulling me and its dragging me with it..
Since she has been screaming my name for 20 something seconds everyone has stopped and they are looking at my every single move. there is a circle around me and finally i was able to slow down the thing but not before a plank of wood smacking an old lady right on the side of her head!
Stranger Girl Behind My Girlfriend: Oh No ALFREDO:
20 something stranger chuckling away
i will never go back- don't be lazy guys, read the thread, and the car incident post delivers!tymeframe
- utopian0
It is really difficult to compare prices of mattresses because all the fucktard mattress stores will sell the same exact mattress (Sealy, Serta, Simmons, Sleep Number, etc...) with different co-brand or style name. This is why every mattress store all guarantee the cheapest mattress or they will refund you an additional 10-20% if you find it cheaper, simple bait and switch tactics...
Regarding Sleepy's...
I had to sue them twice, because they never showed up with my mattress and refused to give my money back on two seperate occasions, DO NOT buy from them.Regarding 1 800 Mattress...
I ordered my mattress over the phone, it was easy quick and my mattress was delivered the same day.- You're right about the branding. Sorry you had such a bad Sleepy's experience, mine was the opposite.monospaced
- sleepy's was great with me...never had a problem. plus got a great deal on my mattress.doesnotexist
- Miesfan0
Hola señor Alfredooooo!
Here only six, but, hmmm
http://www.cappellini.it/portal/…
- doesnotexist0
got mine at sleepy's...looks like you got mattress giant.
http://mattressgiant.com/default…
mentally prepare yourself, cause this will need a store visit.
- CALLES0
huh
- OSFA0
WAAIIIIT a sec! She's moving in with you??? WHEN were you planning on telling me? Should I pack?
- akrok0
^
GOOD DAMN, CALLES.
- ali0
I've had a Tempur mattress for years now and don't like sleeping on anything else. Doesn't push any pressure points so less tossing and turning and rarely get pins and needles. Because there is no bounce you don't get disturbed if your partner is restless. But this also means you can't have lazy bouncy mattress sex.
- CALLES0
"lazy bouncy mattress sex" ha
- OSFA0
- SeriousFreelancing0
You're really drunk up tonight, and I love how you can hit a home run with anything, even mattresses.
- pillhead0
I like Ikea, they produce some well design products, and some utter crap, it's just a matter of picking the best bits. And for the money there not bad at all. I got some really well built office furniture from Ikea which I use as bedroom furniture.
- kona0
non-related.
after i read this our new safe word is "ALFREDO"
IKEA stores are designed to weave you through the most shit possible so you'll buy more. what i do... shop online through ikea.com. find everything i want, writing down the aisle and bin #s, then when i go to the store i just head straight to the aisles, grab my shit and pay.