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- haute_dog0
A leopard can't change it's spots. Leopards are stupid.
- BusterBoy0
If you're on TV, don't look at porn.
- its my daughterdashofpower
- OH HAI!discoduro
- chick of the day thread strikes againJG_LB
- BuddhaHat0
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.
- deepdashofpower
- until lighting strikesutopian
- and then you're pretty much fucking deadbigtrickagain
- dashofpower0
It was offensive until you said, "No offense".
- dashofpower0
No amount of make-up can cover ugly.
- wademd0
Ladies, please shave your mustache. No one will tell you, but it's fucking ugly.
- wademd0
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- bored2death0
Nice guys really do finish last.
- and they've given their girls 5 orgasms along the way.Amicus
- JOSF0
Man the fuck up.
- Noggin0
If u like crunchy toast, turn off the toaster and leave it in for a few mins.
- brilliant, already used this. you changed my life, sir.scarabin
- I've always done this... Gold!BannedKappa
- bored2death0
Whenever you start a new job, find the biggest baddest MF there and take him down.
- whereRI0
everytime you think,
" hey i think this project is going to be awesome, its different this time, the client seems really open and cool and seems like they'll let me make something good"
its not. they wont.
- _niko0
Boosting a Car battery:
STEP 1: Connect one end of the Positive(+) cable to the Positive(+) post of the dead battery.
STEP 2: Connect the other end of the Positive(+) cable to the Positive(+) post of the good battery.
STEP 3: Connect one end of the Negative(-) cable to the Negative(-) post of the good battery.
STEP 4: Connect the other end of the Negative(-) cable to a good solid SHINY, NON PAINTED metal part of the engine on the dead car. Usually a giant shiny nut on the engine block will do.
DO NOT CONNECT NEGATIVE (-) CABLE TO DEAD BATTERY. THIS CAN CAUSE AN EXPLOSION.
- e-pill0
the QBN tip of today...
Disable images...
scarabin is posting chocolately jump ropes!!
- elahon0
When you've finished masturbating, don't toss the semen-soaked tissue in the trash next to your computer, letting them pile up so they flow out onto the floor. The trash corner will begin to smell very strongly of cum. Flush them down the toilet instead.
- scarabin0
i just discovered you can cmd-click items in the finder sidebar to open them in a new window