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- dashofpower0
Two things in life are certain: death and taxes.
- Projectile0
clear browser history? no no no people!!
use... a different... browser!! see? ie is good for something after all!that way you can go back to that one little brunette that you just HAVE to see again
- well, I guess now I know that the projectile isn't vomit, but something stickier.Amicus
- private browsingdashofpower
- pillhead0
Don't take to many drugs at college, they will fuck you up. Don't think you have to go to college to be successful in life, you don't.
- or that you need to go to college to take drugsautoflavour
- +46shplashtik
- or that you need drugs to be fucked up.CyBrain
- CALLES0
dont walk and fap. you may fall
- chris_himself0
never pet a burning dog
- dashofpower0
You know you're rich when you slather barbecue sauce on a thick slab of steak and then proceed to feed it to your dog.
- dashofpower0
Next time you’re in an elevator alone, hit the button for your floor and the “close door” button at the same time. This varies by manufacturer, but the elevator may go straight to your floor (as opposed to stopping to pick others up on the way.)
- No way.....will have to try this one....fyoucher1
- what!bigtrickagain
- don't have to be alone... pull that asshole move in front of everyone.JayCee
- did this today! great tipchris_himself
- dashofpower0
Never Google Image Search the word “jockstrap”.
- TheMagicSheep0
don't sweat the petty things
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don't pet the sweaty things- why wouldn't you pet the sweaty things, you prude?bigtrick
- FredMcWoozy0
History repeats itself.
- fugged0
Never force a fart, without first testing the waters.
- Shook_One0
If you can not fight, use a gun.
- or a baseball batAmbushstudio
- If you don't have a gun then start to run...ItalianStallion
- bats can be taken from you. just runMachuse
- CALLES0
Unwrap Candy bars before Indulging
- rzrffglyr0
Don't have sex when you're pregnant because your baby and your baby's baby can get pregnant resulting in an infinite loop. (not my wise words)
- great advice, thxutopian
- yahoo answersdashofpower
- hahahabigtrickagain
- i believe this is how mexicans breedscarabin
- ahahah @ scarabinRavdyk
- autoflavour0
Either work for free or full price, but never for cheap
- BuddhaHat0
Set a timer on your watch whenever putting beer or soft drink in the freezer to cool it down, or KABOOM.
- iCanHasQBN0
History.
- dashofpower0
Always finish your beer.
- +1plash
- A friend of mine always tell this to me.ItalianStallion
- Because there are sober kids in Africa.dashofpower
- dashofpower0
Make sure you give her a little tap before you come. If you don't, you'll lose your BJ privileges.