Tip of The Day 169169 Responses

Last post: 1 month, 1 week ago | Thread started: Feb 1, 10, 11:43 p.m.

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• dashofpower

  Share important life lessons:

  There's a difference between big boobs and fat boobs.

  Skinny jeans are for skinny people.

  Always clear your browsing history.

  If you don't want to talk about it, don't bring it up.

  White underwear should amount to at least one extra wipe, every time.

  Feb 1, 10, 11:43 p.m. – Permalink

• Ravdyk

  If your shoe lazes are tight together don't walk.

  • sic .. laces– autoflavour1/2

    sic.. tied– seeessess2/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:44 p.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  Always doublecheek your spelling.

  • +1– sleepyfatso

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:47 p.m. – Permalink

• Ravdyk

  Close your porn pages when your finished watching.

  • And clear history and cookies– ali1/3

    why? What if you can't remember that one really good one?– Ravdyk2/3

    Bookrmark it you stupid!– nbq3/3

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:49 p.m. – Permalink

• dashofpower

  Eat your cereal with a silver spoon so werewolves can't steal your Lucky Charms.

  • Don't eat Lucky Charms!– MrT

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:52 p.m. – Permalink

• dashofpower

  If only one of your legs is half as long as the other, don't put a shoe on the short leg, you will only draw attention to it.

  • hahaha– pillhead

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:53 p.m. – Permalink

• Amicus

  before inserting foot, it is best to open wide, lest you chip a tooth.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:57 p.m. – Permalink

• MrT

  Don't eat yellow snow.

  • 'cause that's where the huskies go.– CyBrain

  

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  Dog-earFeb 1, 10, 11:57 p.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  The grass is always greener.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:24 a.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  One mans fortune.

  • made me laugh.– nothinghere

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:25 a.m. – Permalink

• monNom

  You will always pay more to insure a sufficiently large number of items than you would to simply replace those items that are damaged, lost or stolen.

  • pfft. that's crazy talk– Amicus

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:28 a.m. – Permalink

• monNom

  so don't bother insuring your fleet of rental cars.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:29 a.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  Don't judge a book.

  • Because you're not a judge.– dashofpower

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:29 a.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  A leopard cannot change.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:30 a.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  You can lead a horse to water.

  • Idiom of The Day...?– MrT

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 12:32 a.m. – Permalink

• GeorgesII

  always filter before posting a thread

  • Idiot of The Day...?– MrT

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 1:35 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  iPad, a bloody mess.

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 2:28 a.m. – Permalink

• ylanse

  If you buy shoes, take a look at them both.

  • Yes.– glitchsbrew

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 4:28 a.m. – Permalink

• linearch

  if you are coasting, it means you are going downhill

  • guess that's not a tip....but a fact....sorry.– linearch

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 5:13 a.m. – Permalink

• jamble

  Never start a fight at the bottom of a flight of stairs.

  • Don't fight.– CyBrain

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 5:33 a.m. – Permalink

• jruggs

  Dont smoke in bed...

  • Don't smoke.– ItalianStallion1/2

    ... or shit the bed unless you want her to leave!– 74LEO2/2

  

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  Dog-earFeb 2, 10, 6:17 a.m. – Permalink