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- dashofpower
Share important life lessons:
There's a difference between big boobs and fat boobs.
Skinny jeans are for skinny people.
Always clear your browsing history.
If you don't want to talk about it, don't bring it up.
White underwear should amount to at least one extra wipe, every time.
- Ravdyk1
If your shoe lazes are tight together don't walk.
- Peter0
Always doublecheek your spelling.
- Ravdyk0
Close your porn pages when your finished watching.
- dashofpower0
Eat your cereal with a silver spoon so werewolves can't steal your Lucky Charms.
- dashofpower0
If only one of your legs is half as long as the other, don't put a shoe on the short leg, you will only draw attention to it.
- Amicus0
before inserting foot, it is best to open wide, lest you chip a tooth.
- MrT0
Don't eat yellow snow.
- Peter0
The grass is always greener.
- Peter0
One mans fortune.
- monNom0
You will always pay more to insure a sufficiently large number of items than you would to simply replace those items that are damaged, lost or stolen.
- monNom0
so don't bother insuring your fleet of rental cars.
- Peter0
Don't judge a book.
- Peter0
A leopard cannot change.
- Peter0
You can lead a horse to water.
- GeorgesII0
always filter before posting a thread
- utopian0
iPad, a bloody mess.
- ylanse0
If you buy shoes, take a look at them both.
- jruggs0
Dont smoke in bed...
- Don't smoke.ItalianStallion
- ... or shit the bed unless you want her to leave!74LEO