Tip of The Day
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- dito0
do whatever she says or agree with her. If you don't she will never ever ever shut up.
- cade10
When you go on a mission to save the village children and retrieve the Sankara Stones and you find yourself in the Imperial Palace of his Majesty the Prince. Never order the Snake Surprise. Also, stab every figure painting and portrait in your bedroom before you go to sleep.
- LukeO0
Never put your phone in your back pocket. You will forget, sit on it and break it.
- CALLES0
Most men Boots Are Gay
- megE0
Never wrestle with a pig - you both get muddy and the pig likes it.
- jerseyred0
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
- Shook_One0
This rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like two d**** and no b****
Find yourself in serious s***
- stoplying0
Don't buy the first anything from Apple. There's a better one right behind it.
- wademd0
What did the leper say to the hooker?
... You can keep the tip!
- fooler20
Always "Disable Images" while at work
- Or when you tell your girlfriend you're busy working.waterhouse
- wife caught me watching "Stripper with a bum leg" video on here the other night. She asked..fooler2
- Isn't that site about design?fooler2
- scarabin0
- LOLwaterhouse
- should I be glad I have images disabled?
fooler2
- dashofpower0
Always say "Pika" before you sneeze.
- dashofpower0
If you name your Facebook album like this: WeDdInG dAy, then you were probably too young to get married.
- BuddhaHat0
When you put your laptop in hibernate and throw it in your backpack, make sure the thing properly powers down or you will cook the bastard.
- BuddhaHat0
M&Ms DO melt in your hand as well as your mouth.
- Tungsten0
After opening a plastic 2 Litre bottle of pop, always crush the bottle down so there is very little air inside before you close the cap. It looks stupid in your fridge but will stay carbonated for a very long time.
- + thanksMachuse
- and take caps off before throwing away so they will actually crushscarabin
- soda is everywhere now assholecannonball1978