Annoying passenger on plane
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- frediscrazy0
What macho/beat down airline is everyone flying, in that they're always sitting next to someone who is going to (and able to) thrash and smash them for playing this linked video?
- sigg0
0. Set your DVR to record the local news at 9 when the story airs "Local jackass gets dragged from plane"
- TheBlueOne0
Is there an iphone app for this?
- MrDinky0
With your lock, it would be an air marshal sitting next to you. Bullet in the face.
- PIITB0
thats fucking gold.
- MHDC0
9. after the 60 seconds, close laptop. Sit awkwardly. Eat peanuts.
- MrDinky0
10. Ask the passenger next to you hold the laptop as you go to washroom.
- Pixter0
That's a new trend, designers are all good fighters now
- sigg0
here's what would happen because it's america.
you turn that on next to someone and their survival instinct kicks in and they first smash your laptop, then, before you can say it's a joke they will most likely jam their thumbs into your eyes and wring your neck with the seat belt. once it's all said and done you'll be dead and for a few brief hours the passengers on the plane will think that person is a hero. then it 's going to come out that it was all a joke and your parents are going to sue the living shit out of the good samaritan for everything that they own and because our legal system is such shit they'll win, even though it's your own gotdamn fault. it will cause a media firestorm and the person will not only lose everything but if they're married probably get a divorce while your parents use their new found riches and fly themselves to costa rica where hopefully a hurricane hits and wipes out their village with them in it.
do you really want to do that to your parents?
don't be a dick.
- Welcome to AmericaMrDinky
- then add mcdonalds and walmart and... youre done! :)iCanHazQBN
- OR maybe you shouldnt fuck around with a countdown clock on a fucking airplane?identity
- get some sense of humor..will you.
GRAC - +1 GRAKera4O4
- Meeklo0
hahahahahahahaha
- moth0
Isn't this about as funny as making "bomb" jokes at check-in?
- sigg0
the music is waht really sells the app as a bomb. its' a little known fact that most all bombs play comforting music before they explode.
- harlequino0
9. After the 60 seconds are up, close the laptop, shake your head in bemused disbelief, and turn to the other passenger and say, "Huh. Fucking *_______ laptops. Never work when you need them to. Amyright?"
*HP, Dell, Sony, Mac, etc.
- era4O40
Wow. I definitely didn't mean to offend anyone by posting this and apologize if I did. It really reminds me how diverse this forum is. And while I whole-heartedly believe diversity is a great thing for design/development communities, it teaches you that you need to be extra-cautious of being offensive to different cultures or dispositions.
Other than the diversity here, the one thing I love about QBN is how broad the topics, mindsets, critiques and opinions are. I could post something for feedback and get such a great cross-section of the world -- albeit a creative one. This is wonderful for viral campaign concepting to see how it will impact people of different cultures, or logotype creation where local, arcane brands may infringe on copyrights.
So we're faced with the dilemma of posting and offending, or tempering and attaining a less authentic reaction. I totally respect sublocked's opinion. I daresay most of my relatives would react similarly. Most importantly, I think it's noble that he stepped up and said something. And that most of you, good or bad, were authentic in your replies. While it's easier on anonymous internet sites, it still takes conviction to post contrasting opinions. Or emotional ones. Or heart-felt ones. Or dissentive ones. I know this place is prone to derision. But it's also prone to honesty. And that's what keeps me coming back.
So thanks, everyone.
- turnerworks0
"I can't say bomb on an airplane? Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb, bombadom! What if I was a bombardier?"
- sublocked0
Most stupid idea ever. If someone did this on a plane I was on I'd beat them senseless before they had a chance to laugh it up.