Annoying passenger on plane
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- sigg0
here's what would happen because it's america.
you turn that on next to someone and their survival instinct kicks in and they first smash your laptop, then, before you can say it's a joke they will most likely jam their thumbs into your eyes and wring your neck with the seat belt. once it's all said and done you'll be dead and for a few brief hours the passengers on the plane will think that person is a hero. then it 's going to come out that it was all a joke and your parents are going to sue the living shit out of the good samaritan for everything that they own and because our legal system is such shit they'll win, even though it's your own gotdamn fault. it will cause a media firestorm and the person will not only lose everything but if they're married probably get a divorce while your parents use their new found riches and fly themselves to costa rica where hopefully a hurricane hits and wipes out their village with them in it.
do you really want to do that to your parents?
don't be a dick.
- Welcome to AmericaMrDinky
- then add mcdonalds and walmart and... youre done! :)iCanHazQBN
- OR maybe you shouldnt fuck around with a countdown clock on a fucking airplane?identity
- get some sense of humor..will you.
GRAC - +1 GRAKera4O4