Annoying passenger on plane
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- era4O4
1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end…
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.
- harlequino0
You'll be dragged from the plane and most likely beaten, but worth it for laughs from time to time.
- instrmntl0
ha
- Bam0
funny
- sigg0
0. Set your DVR to record the local news at 9 when the story airs "Local jackass gets dragged from plane"
- TheBlueOne0
Is there an iphone app for this?
- MrDinky0
With your lock, it would be an air marshal sitting next to you. Bullet in the face.
- PIITB0
thats fucking gold.
- MHDC0
9. after the 60 seconds, close laptop. Sit awkwardly. Eat peanuts.
- MrDinky0
10. Ask the passenger next to you hold the laptop as you go to washroom.
- sigg0
here's what would happen because it's america.
you turn that on next to someone and their survival instinct kicks in and they first smash your laptop, then, before you can say it's a joke they will most likely jam their thumbs into your eyes and wring your neck with the seat belt. once it's all said and done you'll be dead and for a few brief hours the passengers on the plane will think that person is a hero. then it 's going to come out that it was all a joke and your parents are going to sue the living shit out of the good samaritan for everything that they own and because our legal system is such shit they'll win, even though it's your own gotdamn fault. it will cause a media firestorm and the person will not only lose everything but if they're married probably get a divorce while your parents use their new found riches and fly themselves to costa rica where hopefully a hurricane hits and wipes out their village with them in it.
do you really want to do that to your parents?
don't be a dick.
- Welcome to AmericaMrDinky
- then add mcdonalds and walmart and... youre done! :)iCanHazQBN
- OR maybe you shouldnt fuck around with a countdown clock on a fucking airplane?identity
- get some sense of humor..will you.
GRAC - +1 GRAKera4O4
- Meeklo0
hahahahahahahaha
- moth0
Isn't this about as funny as making "bomb" jokes at check-in?
- sigg0
the music is waht really sells the app as a bomb. its' a little known fact that most all bombs play comforting music before they explode.
- harlequino0
9. After the 60 seconds are up, close the laptop, shake your head in bemused disbelief, and turn to the other passenger and say, "Huh. Fucking *_______ laptops. Never work when you need them to. Amyright?"
*HP, Dell, Sony, Mac, etc.
- turnerworks0
"I can't say bomb on an airplane? Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb, bombadom! What if I was a bombardier?"