summarize movies in one sentence
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- MrDinky0
Cocktail: Tom Cruise is a bartender
- MrDinky0
Days of Thunder: Tom Cruise is a race car driver
- cannonball19780
Stand By Me - Kids hike for miles, see dead guy, go home
- cannonball19780
Breakin' - Kids breakdance to save something (community center?)
- kgvs720
Summarize movies in haikus
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm not sure I've watched 165 movies in my life.
- cannonball19780
The Shining - Man seeks refuge in mansion to write book but is possessed and tries to kill family
- honest0
Hero : 3 badass assassins plan to kill would-be first emperor of China, but change their minds at the last minute and kill themselves instead.
- honest0
El Mariachi : Desperado : Once upon a time in Mexico - Mexican with a suitcase full of guns kills people.
- Machuse0
Bruno : A good idea goes sour;teenagers learn what going to far is
- visionary0
The Lost Boys: Vampires introduce Santa Cruz teenagers to immoratality, who stupidly turn it down.
- bruised_blood0
TransFormers 2: Finally discover after all these years why people think the thing you love is totally stupid.
- ian0
Planet of the apes - they blew it up, those maniacs, they blew it up!
- ian0
Planet of the apes (remake) - I really should have just rented the original.
- visionary0
Bio Dome: Two terrible actors lower the bar as far as it will go, leaving the audience with dry heaves.
- Rand0
love actually: love is good, slow clap
- visionary0
High Fidelity: Neurotic guy bitches and moans for an hour and a half about women, gets one.
- visionary0
Home Alone: Young boy avoids ass rape by setting up a series of clever booby traps.
- What?? mcaulay prefers BOOBIES to ASSrape? No no, you got it all wrong, good sirProjectile
- digdre0
The proposal: getting married, not getting married, getting married.
- harlequino0
The Shining: Witness the real birth of steadicam.