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Tron - Man stuck in video game, gets whiplash from combat motorcycle
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Road House: Patrick Swayze is a bouncer with a car that shoots gun
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Jacobs Ladder - Man sees demons, kid who rented video has nightmares
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Dirty Dancing: Patrick Swayze dances with an underaged girl
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Point Break - Keanu Reeves tries to catch extreme sports bank robbers
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Red Dawn: kids with guns take on Russians
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Ghost: if your husband dies, he is still watching you so dont fuck around
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Top Gun - Testosterone shoots MIGs down, wheelies sportbike, flexes on volleyeball court
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The Last Samurai - after a month or training to be a samurai, you can throw a sword into someone heart after being riddles with bullets and galloping on a horse towards firing howitzers if you are a drunk
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
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Legend - Tom Cruise is gay
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The Last Samurai: apparently the last samurai is a some white guy
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Brokeback Mountain: gay cow boys making out
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Total Recall - Arnold smashes up mars facility, screams "Mellina"
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Eyes Wide Shut: there is an orgy party for rich people some where
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Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon is a smart ass
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Die Hard - Alan Rickman can't kill Bruce Willis no matter how many henchmen he sends up elevator
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The Bourne Identity: Matt Damon is a secret agent but thats supposed to be a secret but the movie gives it away right away
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Rain Man: Tom Cruise has a retarded brother
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Blood in, Blood out - Gringo goes to prison, becomes head of mexican prison gang