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Easyrider: We're cool and everybody else is an asshole.
- kgvs720
Lord of the Rings. A midget goes on multiple adventures to destroy Sauron's ring.
- armsbottomer0
The Blair Witch Project: we went into the forest to hunt down some satanic zombie slut, but we just ended up with this shitty footage.
- armsbottomer0
The Da Vinci Code: wtf
- chris_himself0
Doubt: Even the certain are never completely sure.
- frediscrazy0
titanic - girl swipes huge diamond from fiance, drowns accomplice, then dies
- Greedo0
transformers: pile of cunt
- Knuckleberry0
orgazmo: mormon, porn, fight, win
- nosaj0
Jaws - Watch out for giant killer shark.
- vsplus0
pim pam urrggh poum paf Adrieeeenne argh paf
- vsplus0
120 Days of Sodom - NOOoo he can't do that... EWWWWWWWWW
- Greedo0
Darjeeling Express: three rich annoying brothers take a trip in india to visit their long-lost mother and remain rich and annoying.
- This sounds the same as The Darjeeling Limited.chris_himself
- it must be the prequelPoint5
- ummm so i fucked up the titleGreedo
- the express is the shorter versioncannonball1978
- boobs0
Citizen Kane: if you make the story move fast enough, it won't get boring.
- Amicus0
Wedding Crashers starts off as your single mans wedding wet dream, turns to crap and ends all mushy, but at least there are laughs to be had.
- lvl_130
grondhogs day-sleep-grounddhogs day.
- Jnr_Madison0
War of the Worlds: *sneezes
- fyoucher10
Silence of the Lambs: Some dude wants some chick to put lotion on her and shit.
- utopian0
Transformers: Michael Bay blows monkey balls...
- sp_clarke0
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