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Delta Force - Chuck Norris shoots rockets out of his dirtbike tailpipe.
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Oldboy - Man is imprisoned for 15 years, gets out, fucks daughter.
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Celebrity: the usual horny Woody Allen played by other actors
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The Pianist - Should have left the country earlier.
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40 Year Old Virgin - A 40 year old virgin pops his cherry.
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Taken - Research who you plan on abducting next time, stupid Albanian.
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Balls of Fury: Christopher Walkens is a ping pong master
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King of New York: Christopher Walkens is a big time and dies
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The Beast - Russian tank and soldiers driving around afghanistan, get attacked.
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Bloodsport: Jean-Claude Van Damme does splits
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Deer Hunter - Walken freaks out and stays in vietnam to play on special game show
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Suicide Kings: Christopher Walkens gets kidnapped
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Catch me if you can: fake checks
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Conan the Barbarian - Arnold pushes wheel till old, then kills james earl jones and avenges headless mother, community.
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Young Guns - Emilio Estevez shoots up town, laughs.
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The Professional: sexiest 13 year old girl
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Terminator: robot from future kills people and blows shit up
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UHF - Alien helps man take over independent tv station.
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Earth Girls Are Easy: sluts having sex with aliens
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Terminator 2: robot from future protects little punk, blows more shit up