What would you do?
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- flashbender0
put a small black spike strip behind each tire. They back up and suffer 4 punctured tires.
It'll take 'em a while to get out of there, but I doubt they'd come back. That sends a message no matter how thick you are.
- plash0
I love my car and would hate for anyone to damage it.
i'd get it towed. the person is a retard for parking in front of your spot.
but as the saying goes. what goes around comes around.
- SteveJobs0
spray paint 'pedo-wagon' on the back windshield
- SigDesign0
What an asshole... damn... at least call the cops and get it towed... if not bring a bat to the windshield...
- SteveJobs0
jimmy the door open and hide a piece of salmon under the seat.
karma needs a helping hand sometimes
- instrmntl0
i would have had that car towed in like 2 seconds
- instrmntl0
maybe ur under surveillance
- jimzyk0
print out a very large peo bear sticker, possibly 8 pedo bear stickers. oh fuck it, 392 pedo bear stickers. you know the ones, that dont come off too well once they're on there for a while...
and stick those fuckers all over the car. everywhere.
then get a piece of cardboard, cut it into the shape of a goat and put it on top of the car. they will think theres a goat on their car.injeans-ious'?
- sureshot0
your ticket displays aprils fools day at the end.
- kgvs720
Here's another one. You can move the car half a block from he/she parked.