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- NotByHand0
Perhaps the van is a prize you've won?
It looks fairly new in the pictures...
- benfal990
Windshield note idea no2:
''Dear you. You parked your car in front of my garage alley. I can't access my own garage. With you plate number I was able to find all your personal informations. I know your name, i know where you live... From now on. Be afraid. I will watch you. All the time. When you will watch your back.. i will be the other side watching you. The fear. Feel it. I'am one crazy motherfucker. You didn't know? I feel sorry for you. Your life is now a Hell.''
- that would make me feel bad for a couple of hours for surebenfal99
- Peter0
Throw feces.
What? Animals do it.
- Gucci0
or how about a note that reads:
"Please don't park here again as you're parked illegally and I can't access my driveway. My husband wanted to tow your car, but I calmed him down and convinced him this note was the nice thing to do as a warning.
I kindly ask that you remove your car or we'll have to have it towed.
Thanks,
Jackie"
- Ladies and Gentleman we have a winner!sikma
- this one or the 'for sale' one for sure :-)Not_Just_Another
- s133pycat0
- Pffft.... hahahahahahhhahhaGucci
- oh man. not really a solution at all is it? wtf is up with that person?Gucci
- is that their driveway or someone else's?ismith
- it doesn't look like it fits anywhereismith
- i know it's not my neigbor's car, maybe she's their friend and she can't walk long distance?s133pycat
- ask your neighbor and if they don't know smash the windows in. then leave another ticketismith
- with a note that says "apparently my neighbors have a better temper than me"... juuust kidding. PAINT ITismith
- Drive your Porsche into it at high speed.imadesigner
- block it in with your carMoo
- what a fucking douchebag!OSFA
- is that a porsche BMW or smashed VW Bug?fooler2
- needs a boot on itBattleAxe
- slappy0
Haha, I actually want to know why the person needs to park so close now. Makes no sense.
- NONEIS0
do you have a webcam? if they park like these, they might be a gas on film too...
- SteveJobs0
seriously, for future reference if you don't want the confrontation, just call parking reinforcement.
they will ticket the guy and the dude will have learned a lesson.. piece of cake.
- seriously?NONEIS
- fo realzSteveJobs
- get a wheel clamp and clamp the f**ker and leave for them to figure out how to remove itMoo
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- centro0
Daub 'Cock piss Partridge' down the side
- honest0
put a wheel clamp on it and spray FINDERS KEEPERS! on the windshield.
- sea_sea0
what ever happened to actually talking straight forward to people?
- Not_Just_Another0
so, what was their reason for parking in front of your garage and then your neighbours driveway?
anybody want to come up with suggestions as to what it might be?
*goes off to think of something witty...*
- chossy0
Put a message on his car which reads.
"If you park here one more time I will make your dick split in two"
- don't do that ... they might misread it as "I will make your dick spit goo" and who doesn't want that?flashbender
- liveforever0
stop being a pussy about it and get that car towed - not ur problem
- nicole_marie0
wow this is ridiculous having a car towed because they are parked illegally and inconveniencing a space that you pay for is not a big deal, i had to do it the other day. yes if the person is in their car or around i tell them to move it but if not then too damn bad, don't be such a dumbass when you are parking
- kezza_20
I think this comes under "first world problems"
- fooler20
the cops don't want to be bother by this nonsense, believe me I've called them for the same reason. They directed me to the parking bureau and they only came out and put a warning on the vehicle even know they had been parking illegally blocking my driveway multiple times. When asked the guy who was giving the warning I asked to ticket and or tow the thing he said that would require more paper work and possibly a day in court for him.
- rancho540
Well...I have a similar situation with my neighbors. Not exact, but similar. OK, in a nutshell, your neighbor is rude and oblivious to your space, your comfort, your rights. He doesn't care and never will. That's his bad karma. You are challenged to deal with this in a way that will not harm your karma and/or drive you crazy. Try not to let it bother you. If it continues and it still upsets you, call the police and see what they suggest. Do not touch their vehicle and don't bother talking with the guy. He knows what he is doing and he does not care. He may be psycho. Don't make his problems your problems. That's not your karma.