What would you do?
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- SteveJobs0
spray paint 'pedo-wagon' on the back windshield
- SigDesign0
What an asshole... damn... at least call the cops and get it towed... if not bring a bat to the windshield...
- liveforever0
stop being a pussy about it and get that car towed - not ur problem
- SteveJobs0
jimmy the door open and hide a piece of salmon under the seat.
karma needs a helping hand sometimes
- nicole_marie0
wow this is ridiculous having a car towed because they are parked illegally and inconveniencing a space that you pay for is not a big deal, i had to do it the other day. yes if the person is in their car or around i tell them to move it but if not then too damn bad, don't be such a dumbass when you are parking
- sea_sea0
what ever happened to actually talking straight forward to people?
- instrmntl0
i would have had that car towed in like 2 seconds
- Not_Just_Another0
so, what was their reason for parking in front of your garage and then your neighbours driveway?
anybody want to come up with suggestions as to what it might be?
*goes off to think of something witty...*
- instrmntl0
maybe ur under surveillance
- jimzyk0
print out a very large peo bear sticker, possibly 8 pedo bear stickers. oh fuck it, 392 pedo bear stickers. you know the ones, that dont come off too well once they're on there for a while...
and stick those fuckers all over the car. everywhere.
then get a piece of cardboard, cut it into the shape of a goat and put it on top of the car. they will think theres a goat on their car.injeans-ious'?
- sureshot0
your ticket displays aprils fools day at the end.
- Greedo0
Around here, they'd either pop a tire or smash a window depending on how benevolent they felt; at the very least there'd be a scrawled note with florid uses of the words 'retard' 'motherfucker' and/or 'shithead'.
I guess it's a different country out west.
- kezza_20
I think this comes under "first world problems"
- letters20
yeah, but tire damage will especially prolong the problem. Get some sugar in that tank – they'll drive away before the problem strikes...
- Greedo0
Either way, that fake ticket is mega lame.
- letters20
Yeah, I'm with you. The purpose of the fake ticket is to get them concerned with their inconsiderate action – clearly someone who would do this won't even think twice about your 'gentle' ticket. Make it look as real as possible!