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- kgvs720
Here's another one. You can move the car half a block from he/she parked.
- sureshot0
your ticket displays aprils fools day at the end.
- jimzyk0
print out a very large peo bear sticker, possibly 8 pedo bear stickers. oh fuck it, 392 pedo bear stickers. you know the ones, that dont come off too well once they're on there for a while...
and stick those fuckers all over the car. everywhere.
then get a piece of cardboard, cut it into the shape of a goat and put it on top of the car. they will think theres a goat on their car.injeans-ious'?
- instrmntl0
maybe ur under surveillance
- instrmntl0
i would have had that car towed in like 2 seconds
- SteveJobs0
jimmy the door open and hide a piece of salmon under the seat.
karma needs a helping hand sometimes
- SigDesign0
What an asshole... damn... at least call the cops and get it towed... if not bring a bat to the windshield...
- SteveJobs0
spray paint 'pedo-wagon' on the back windshield
- plash0
I love my car and would hate for anyone to damage it.
i'd get it towed. the person is a retard for parking in front of your spot.
but as the saying goes. what goes around comes around.
- flashbender0
put a small black spike strip behind each tire. They back up and suffer 4 punctured tires.
It'll take 'em a while to get out of there, but I doubt they'd come back. That sends a message no matter how thick you are.
- rancho540
Well...I have a similar situation with my neighbors. Not exact, but similar. OK, in a nutshell, your neighbor is rude and oblivious to your space, your comfort, your rights. He doesn't care and never will. That's his bad karma. You are challenged to deal with this in a way that will not harm your karma and/or drive you crazy. Try not to let it bother you. If it continues and it still upsets you, call the police and see what they suggest. Do not touch their vehicle and don't bother talking with the guy. He knows what he is doing and he does not care. He may be psycho. Don't make his problems your problems. That's not your karma.
- fooler20
the cops don't want to be bother by this nonsense, believe me I've called them for the same reason. They directed me to the parking bureau and they only came out and put a warning on the vehicle even know they had been parking illegally blocking my driveway multiple times. When asked the guy who was giving the warning I asked to ticket and or tow the thing he said that would require more paper work and possibly a day in court for him.
- kezza_20
I think this comes under "first world problems"
- nicole_marie0
wow this is ridiculous having a car towed because they are parked illegally and inconveniencing a space that you pay for is not a big deal, i had to do it the other day. yes if the person is in their car or around i tell them to move it but if not then too damn bad, don't be such a dumbass when you are parking
- liveforever0
stop being a pussy about it and get that car towed - not ur problem
- chossy0
Put a message on his car which reads.
"If you park here one more time I will make your dick split in two"
- don't do that ... they might misread it as "I will make your dick spit goo" and who doesn't want that?flashbender
- Not_Just_Another0
so, what was their reason for parking in front of your garage and then your neighbours driveway?
anybody want to come up with suggestions as to what it might be?
*goes off to think of something witty...*
- sea_sea0
what ever happened to actually talking straight forward to people?