Friday Confessional
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- SoupCan0
"a friend of mine" shit the bed in the middle of the night after a threesome, so he rubbed a little on the girls hammies and left.
- mg330
My confession is that the sound of these fighter jets and bombers over Chicago (for the Air and Water show this weekend) appeals to my "This must be what it sounds like to live in a war zone" fantasy that I get to experience during this weekend every year, and on the 4th of July, when all around Chicago you can hear explosions, see bright flashes as far as the eye can see from a tall building.
- CALLES0
almost got arrested for "male/gay prostitution" thats would have been hard to erase
- mantra0
ive done no work today. i've sat here and surfed the web all day until lunch, had a meeting for an hour, and now im back to surfing again.
i dont plan to change this behavior anytime before 5:00pm
- cannonball0
I rubbed one out in a library.
- that explains why my copy of moby dick was stuck together7point34
- tasty0
YOU ARE FORGIVEN.
- spendogg0
I was staying in a shwanky hotel in Chicago once, and for no particular reason i rubbed one out into the shampoo bottle and left it for the next guest.
- flavorful0
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass everyday for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
- imagine the noise it all makes when flying out of your rectum!cannonball
- Like a fucking slot machine that just hit the jackpot you shit toucher!flavorful
- KA CHING!cannonball
- UCP was pure brilliance. That's favorite sketchlocustsloth
- MrDaro0
back on my single days, I made out with a friend at a party in her house, in her bathroom while her husband was entertaining the guests.
- cannonball0
I like flipping the bird to small children. The best is when it's a baby and they laugh cause they are getting attention.