Friday Confessional
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- Stecchino0
I kinda, like, have some songs on itunes, I kinda didn't pay for.
- mg330
My confession is that the sound of these fighter jets and bombers over Chicago (for the Air and Water show this weekend) appeals to my "This must be what it sounds like to live in a war zone" fantasy that I get to experience during this weekend every year, and on the 4th of July, when all around Chicago you can hear explosions, see bright flashes as far as the eye can see from a tall building.
- CALLES0
i have gone down on a girl in her period... also known as Angel wings or clown face.... shit happens
- lol so, so wrongdesign_bitch
- Red wings!SoupCan
- =DCALLES
- but trueCALLES
- Fucking NASTEE!jawks
- are you going to tell me that you have not getten "caught in the moment"?CALLES
- Like, surprise clownface?jawks
- yeah... kinda jokerishCALLES
- ... * Blink. *flavorful
- now you need your brown beardcannonball
- jonatne0
I'm about to take a nap with my wife, and then go swim in the river. I'll probably bill for that time too.
- canuck0
I plan to duck out early today.
- high five?Jnr_Madison
- Sure why not.canuck
- thanks for the enthusiasm.Jnr_Madison
- hahahflavorful
- SoupCan0
my junk is actually hanging out of my zipper underneath my desk.
- i put my hand down there every now and thenCALLES
- high five! actually no dont touch meCALLES
- I told a co-worker I sat in gum and then stretched it out.SoupCan
- calles you put your hand on soupcan's junk every now and then? post pics please! ;)sputnik2
- those freckles look like flavor crystals if you wipe the hair off of it it's still goodSoupCan
- woah!!! what just happen here!!!?CALLES
- calles, turns out you touch other mens penis.cosmoo
- SoupCan0
my junk is actually hanging out of my zipper underneath my desk.
- bulletfactory0
i'm 'working' from home today.
- CALLES0
almost got arrested for "male/gay prostitution" thats would have been hard to erase
- jawks0
I think Wichita Lineman is actually a pretty catchy song.
- mantra0
ive done no work today. i've sat here and surfed the web all day until lunch, had a meeting for an hour, and now im back to surfing again.
i dont plan to change this behavior anytime before 5:00pm
- cannonball0
I rubbed one out in a library.
- that explains why my copy of moby dick was stuck together7point34
- tasty0
YOU ARE FORGIVEN.
- spendogg0
I was staying in a shwanky hotel in Chicago once, and for no particular reason i rubbed one out into the shampoo bottle and left it for the next guest.
- flavorful0
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass everyday for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
- imagine the noise it all makes when flying out of your rectum!cannonball
- Like a fucking slot machine that just hit the jackpot you shit toucher!flavorful
- KA CHING!cannonball
- UCP was pure brilliance. That's favorite sketchlocustsloth
- Stecchino0
I once let out such a stinky one in the office, that one of the assistants outside my office called the Facilities dude to investigate the "funny smell". Both the most embarrassing and the most hilarious thing that's ever happened to me at work.
- SoupCan0
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
- CALLES0
back in my whorish days i had sex with two different girls within five minutes in my bedroom... yes i did take a flash shower in between... but the second one was NOT amused when she woke up and realized she was sleeping on a used condom from somebody else... i slipped
- MrDaro0
back on my single days, I made out with a friend at a party in her house, in her bathroom while her husband was entertaining the guests.