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"condoms are for pussies"
always loved that quote
- I had a one nite stand once who said to me "If you don't trust the pussy,you can't fuck the pussy..."TheBlueOne
- Made sense to me at the time..of course I was realtense for a month or so afterwards...TheBlueOne
- ...but everything worked out fine...TheBlueOne
- TBO, I can't wait for the Disney adaptation of that story!ian
- never happen. I left out all the good bits...TheBlueOne
- bahahahahaawordsinyourmouth
- roundabout0
Does she have a Midget friend on the extra's list, if so tick that box for crazy fun shit.
- skt0
why would you pay a whore to have a bath with you anyway?
- Carl_Weathers0
this has to be the saddest thing in a very long time, but also the funniest, I'd get a receipt if I were you boyo
- Yeah nice. Can I get a VAT receipt for that too?ian
- sshhhh. Tax mans around here somewhereCarl_Weathers
- neue75_bold0
a couple years ago we paid one to clean the flat while we watched...
- oh fuck yeah. did you dress her in SS gear?kelpie
- I'd have dressed her in SS gearkelpie
- no, we just gave her lots of props to use, she was pretty weirded out and couldn't sweep worth shit..neue75_bold
- for some reason I was sat on the sofa holding an open umbrella over my head... fuck there was alot of powder going round that 12hrs..neue75_bold
- around there for a good 12+ hours...neue75_bold
- that whippits is a bad influence on you my friendkelpie
- thankfully I haven't spoken to him in almost a year...neue75_bold
- don't worry, I I make in over to the dam, we'll pay one to do the skirting boards, that'll be an eyefulkelpie
- nice one!neue75_bold
- LOLlajj
- HAHAHAHAHA!!flavorful
- moth0
eatbreathdrive, you sound like a right cunt.
- harlequino0
Woke up to this thread. Pure gold.
Sipping hot coffee whilst giggling wildly is harder than it looks.
- kezza_20
Oral with a condom is ok....
My friend once paid to go pee pee on one.
Another friend has the best recipt in the world:
4 women
2 bottles of Champagne
1 Hot tub (1hr)£450
- 4 women for £450 for an hour. bet they were right lookers.skt
- lol @ skt.
Did he get a group discount?ian - It was in Budapest. which makes it a lot of money.kezza_2
- I hear you have to wash them first in Budapest, for an hourCarl_Weathers
- hence the hot tubrounce
- kezza_20
personally I'd crack away...
- ian0
You may want to see what else you can do:
http://www.thaindian.com/newspor…
- Jaline0
This is like that stripper thread I started when I first started posting. Embarrassing for all, and I learned my lesson....
- canuck0
get the pics up already.
- _niko0
Going to a prostitute is like parking at a garage . Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.
-George Costanza
dude, are you saying you have to pay for it? it seems to me that you're half way there, you should have no problem closing the deal.
- _niko0
and i've never understood oral with a condom, it seems counter productive to all involved.
- kelpie0
its just so damn sexy, no escaping it, really in no way takes away from the fun at all
- 2cents0
I'll answer your questions when I see some pics.
- harlequino0
I think it's all about goals. What are your goals and wanton desires? If it's to effortlessly procure sex with a very attractive woman who knows what she's doing and will do anything you ask, then by all means, the high end "professional" way is just the ticket.
On the other hand, it's more of a "goddamn it i need to screw something other than my hand" type of thing, then you may want to shop in another 'mall,' as it's free and you can go back for more at no additional charge (other than dinner, ice cream, booze, Magic cards, etc.). I.e.:
Fatties
Marching bands (college, not high school ffs)
Single moms
Cosplayers
D&D or Magic chicks
you get the idea...
- fyoucher10
1. No french kiss, but Dirty Sanchez is just as good.
2. Condom with fellatio, hmmm. Maybe not when letting my man juice boomerang off her forehead.
3. Go down? Hell no. Think of that area as a sperm bank.
4. Advice: Get two cows, white and black, make chocolate milk.Hey, check this out!
http://www.lemonparty.org- Jesus my eyes.
Admittedly caught off guard.Carl_Weathers - Oh yeah, that link is nsfw! lol. Anything goes with this thread.fyoucher1
- fyoucher1, LOL, i'm not clicking that link... another meatspin i'm sure of itwordsinyourmouth
- Jesus my eyes.