hooker sucky
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- zarkonite0
fuick a sheep! fuck a sheep!!
- moth0
Speak English motherfucker if you want a conversation.
- eatbreathdrive0
:) who couldnt love moth over here :)
- Carl_Weathers0
this has to be the saddest thing in a very long time, but also the funniest, I'd get a receipt if I were you boyo
- Yeah nice. Can I get a VAT receipt for that too?ian
- sshhhh. Tax mans around here somewhereCarl_Weathers
- TheBlueOne0
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- neue75_bold0
a couple years ago we paid one to clean the flat while we watched...
- oh fuck yeah. did you dress her in SS gear?kelpie
- I'd have dressed her in SS gearkelpie
- no, we just gave her lots of props to use, she was pretty weirded out and couldn't sweep worth shit..neue75_bold
- for some reason I was sat on the sofa holding an open umbrella over my head... fuck there was alot of powder going round that 12hrs..neue75_bold
- around there for a good 12+ hours...neue75_bold
- that whippits is a bad influence on you my friendkelpie
- thankfully I haven't spoken to him in almost a year...neue75_bold
- don't worry, I I make in over to the dam, we'll pay one to do the skirting boards, that'll be an eyefulkelpie
- nice one!neue75_bold
- LOLlajj
- HAHAHAHAHA!!flavorful
- moth0
Answer the question.
Why are you bragging about a prostitute that anyone with the readies can have?
Is it because you spit when you talk?- take it easy, moth.mrdobolina
- haha, dobs is telling someone to take it easy :PJaline
- (I like both of you because of your passion, by the way)Jaline
- hahahahah!flavorful
- eatbreathdrive0
hmm now moth hates :(
- moth0
eatbreathdrive, you sound like a right cunt.
- moth0
Maybe you fall around every time you speak.
- harlequino0
Woke up to this thread. Pure gold.
Sipping hot coffee whilst giggling wildly is harder than it looks.
- Carl_Weathers0
Come back funny comments...
- eatbreathdrive0
moth spoils everyones fun :( and he shares his hatred and self guilt against this peaceful soul
- kezza_20
Oral with a condom is ok....
My friend once paid to go pee pee on one.
Another friend has the best recipt in the world:
4 women
2 bottles of Champagne
1 Hot tub (1hr)£450
- 4 women for £450 for an hour. bet they were right lookers.skt
- lol @ skt.
Did he get a group discount?ian - It was in Budapest. which makes it a lot of money.kezza_2
- I hear you have to wash them first in Budapest, for an hourCarl_Weathers
- hence the hot tubrounce
- wordsinyourmouth0
why isn't this thread at the front?
- hammerofdawn0
Go down on a prositute? That's suicide
- ...says the guy with Nietzschean inspired name.TheBlueOne
- how so?hammerofdawn
- more like video game inspired, I reckon. Gears of War.nadnerb
- CALLES0
kiss her with a condom.... while you PIITB without a condom
personal choice here
- eatbreathdrive0
ok thats understood, dont go down on her, now step 2.