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- 7point340
there are a string of shady motels on rt. 1 near wear i live.
one of which is really proud of their "heart-shaped jacuzzi tubs"
in fact it's on the lit-up sign out on the road, championing that fact for all to see.i was telling someone about it and i said "i wouldn't set foot in that tub if was scrubbed out with bleach, penicillin and napalm first"
i don't even want to know what other people have done in nice hotels. i can't even wrap my brain around why someone would want to share a tub in a place like that *shudder twitch
- The tub frightens me way more than the hookers.harlequino
- I'd go in that tub. If nothing else, just to sample the lifestyle of a vagrant trucker.ismith
- Carl_Weathers0
Come back funny comments...
- wordsinyourmouth0
why isn't this thread at the front?
- CALLES0
kiss her with a condom.... while you PIITB without a condom
personal choice here
- flavorful0
"Condom? What am I? A sailor?"
- One good Seinfeld quote deserves another.
- flavorful0
Also this thread has single handedly restored my faith in the PVN, haha.
Not that I lost faith, or had any to begin with though...
- eatbreathdrive0
- she has a cute slithammerofdawn
- I dont see the price tag anywhere, mucho?meok
- look chocolates!!OSFA
- eatbreathdrive0
oh yes btw, NSFW , now rate her bitches :) jk
- harlequino0
who ate all the damn chocolates?!
- it is heart shaped though... is there a matching jacuzzi?7point34
- eatbreathdrive0
guess who :) the chocolate monster here :)
- epete220
screw the jimmy pound that dog bair back style
- CALLES0
rif
- eatbreathdrive0
so now we are getting somewhere, i called her up, she is out of state with a client but will be back around 11 am tomorrow, screw or no screw ? vote now !
- moth0
I can't believe you've effectively started a thread to brag about a prostitute you are paying for.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
- eatbreathdrive0
what would you prag for then? lets keep this fun and not turn into something serious like the credit crunch which i also happen to believe it being a box or cereal or something :) thank you jeremy clarkson
- what in the holy hell did that mean?harlequino
- fail. clarkson would be ashamed to be associated with that paragraph!designer4rent
- TheBlueOne0
This isn't Sparta! This is MADNESS!!!
- eatbreathdrive0
hahaha! something tells me you like and vote damn it! screw or no screw ? given the hooker criterias previous posts! :)
- Llyod0
ewwww it's ugly
- awwww, Llyod.
see, girls don't have a penis, they have a vagina...7point34 - hhahahahaflashbender
- awwww, Llyod.
- Jaline0
This is too awesome. Will you screw anything or anyone we tell you to?