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- algorithm0
ignore him
- LooseSphinctee0
put your wang inside a hot dog roll and ax him fo some mustard
- Point50
if you are confident that you can beat his ass, tell him (in front of people) to stop fuckin with you. Get him riled up, so he throws first puunch, then destroy his ass.
If you think he would demolish you, then ignore his ass to no end. Even if he's like "Whattup V-Dub!" walk around his ass like ol boy did to Lumbergh...
- designaked0
put him in a body bag jhonny!
obey46
(Nov 4 05, 10:20)------------------
HAHAHAAAAA....that made my day!!! Thanks Obey!
- gruntt0
do you work with Carver?
- designaked0
I'm gonna rent that this weekend.
- blaw0
piss on her teeth
mayo
(Aug 3 05, 10:05)
- designaked0
do you work with Carver?
gruntt
(Nov 4 05, 11:36)----------------------------
First thing I thought when I read the thread.....haha.
- gruntt0
For the purpose of this piece of advice we're going to call the person that you have a problem with "Ricky." Now go seek out a female in the office, preferably one that is rather chatty and likes to gossip. Most offices have one of those and hopefully yours does as well. Ok, now when Ricky goes to lunch (or out for a smoke break or to buy more paperclips or whatever) you go over and strike up a conversation with the chatty, gossip lady. You'll probably have to wait until she's finished jabbering on about whatever piece of gossip she was spreading when you walked up. Be patient, laugh at her jokes, whatever you need to do to make her think you and her are all "buddy-buddy." When you see your chance tell chatty girl this:
"Ricky is an asshole"
- vwsung18t0
if you are confident that you can beat his ass, tell him (in front of people) to stop fuckin with you. Get him riled up, so he throws first puunch, then destroy his ass.
If you think he would demolish you, then ignore his ass to no end. Even if he's like "Whattup V-Dub!" walk around his ass like ol boy did to Lumbergh...
Point5
(Nov 4 05, 11:32)that was one of the things he was talking about. he was saying he would knock me away playing dodgeball. it made me want to just blow up and tell him "i'd like to see that with your arthirtic knees...i can bench 250...played lots of sports, while he did drugs..." but i didn't want to get riled up because that's probably what he wants me to do.
- LooseSphinctee0
hey sung you kinda hot whne you gets angry you wanta aim sometime?
- ross0
just never look him in the eye again. ..
- vwsung18t0
i guess i'll just turn up my ipod louder than it already is
- Laslo_Kovacs0
Are you new to the office? Is he new to the office? Sometimes new people have a hard tim fitting in and they don't get the dynamic.
I would perhaps talk about it with a co-work you are close to, because maybe you are over reacting and no one even notices this.
I find that anytime people make fun they are just insecure (because if you are secure you have no need to even bother with others).
I wish people could just get along.
- cruz_azul0
in ref to the chatty gossipy secretary , ship a bottle of Viagra to the office with his name on it .... or better yet the Extender,
but yea, all u really got to do is speak up and not take his crap ...
just outwit him which should not be to hard cause he sounds like a Hill Billy
- cruz_azul0
PHUCK , there is this one guy that keeps visiting me like every 30-45 minuets and just sits by my desk , I mean come on I hate when people fKN vist ... wTF .... just wanted to vent
- todelete__20
if you're going to fight him remember.... always rook eye.
- visualplane0
Bend him over, give it to him in the ass in front of everyone. That'll teach him