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- vwsung18t
...deal with this dude at work who just talks sh*t to me all the time. he talks normal to me when not in a crowd but he's always trying to cut me down when other people are around. he would just say my name funny out loud when i walk by. i guess he's thinks we're cool but i'm not and i don't try to say anything bad to him or about him to other co-workers.
- grafholic0
tell him you're not happy with how he treats you in front of a lot of people.
he'll be embarrassed.
- nopublik0
call him a hoor!
- fake_it_up0
give hime a knuckle sandwich
- grafholic0
give him a hug.
- todelete__20
take him for a ride in your fast car. hit about 80 and push him out the door. he'll get the picture.
- vwsung18t0
hehe
me: "tuck and roll"
him: "wha-?"
me: *opens door and pushes the person out
- t_rock0
Hit on him in the bathroom... you'll either get lucky or he'll stop bothering you.
- davey_g0
Walk up to him while he is working and take a piss right on his back.
- tkmeister0
pee on his computer.
just ignore him.
- cosmo0
punch him on the nose. no seriously.
- Rand0
try to see though his limited ego-based defense system to his shining inner nature, which he is apparently unaware of
or put exlax in his coffee
- grafholic0
what was that...something i heard that has to do with exlax and visine
- designaked0
Just ask him what his deal is. How can he be cool when you aren't in a big group of people and then he feels the need to "show off" or "be on" by knocking you down when there are others around.
If he doesn't give you a good enough answer then I recommend making him have sex with his mother (and sister?....and maybe his Dad and dog?...I'm not 100% sure on that on though, might be a little "over the top") while you video tape it and an "associate" holds them at gun point. Then, tell him that if he or his family EVER mentions this that you will kill ALL of them. Then, ah, show it at the company holiday party. I'd start with the question though....ya, ah, definitely the question first....and then the forced family/orgy/rape 2nd.....ONLY as a last resort....well, a 2nd resort......I'm sure there are other "options" but I really can't think of anything else at the moment.
Hope this helps!
P.S. - You guys can pickup my book "HOW TO DEAL WITH CO-WORKS WHO ARE COOL IN ONE-ON-ONE SITUATIONS BUT MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN IN LARGE GROUPS" at Amazon.com
- emokid0
stab him to death and play with his blood.
- obey460
put him in a body bag jhonny!
- todelete__20
stab him to death and play with his blood.
emokid
(Nov 4 05, 10:12)hahahahahahaha!
- dirtydesign0
ask him why's he's such a little bitch. then punch him in the throat.
- Ramanisky20
Give him the STINK PALM
then stab him in the jaw
- vwsung18t0
If he doesn't give you a good enough answer then I recommend making him have sex with his mother (and sister?....and maybe his Dad and dog?...I'm not 100% sure on that on though, might be a little "over the top") while you video tape it and an "associate" holds them at gun point. Then, tell him that if he or his family EVER mentions this that you will kill ALL of them. Then, ah, show it at the company holiday party. I'd start with the question though....ya, ah, definitely the question first....and then the forced family/orgy/rape 2nd.....ONLY as a last resort....well, a 2nd resort......I'm sure there are other "options" but I really can't think of anything else at the moment.
Hope this helps!
P.S. - You guys can pickup my book "HOW TO DEAL WITH CO-WORKS WHO ARE COOL IN ONE-ON-ONE SITUATIONS BUT MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN IN LARGE GROUPS" at Amazon.com
designaked
(Nov 4 05, 10:09)i think he has issues with his dad or something. he just constantly says things out loud over the cubicles. he is one of those people that just says lots of stuff and expects something he says is funny.
- spendogg0
He probably wants to be friends.
aaaaw thats cute.
stab him in the scrotum with a #2 pencil.