the everything machine
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- shellie0
hopefully Gorbie's design is microscopic.. so it would take billions of years to get to the point where we're swimming in them.
- _salisae_0
1. my machine would eat the people who were mean to me or my friends
2. my machine would make sunshine for all the people i cared about 'on demand'
3. my machine would get rid of all the tackiness that exists in design and advertising
4. my machine would help people find solutions to their problems
5. it would also tell me about afterlife and other secrets of the universe
and run on cheap batteries
- Crouwel0
haha good point, shellie!
- uberdesigner0
the everything machine
sounds like a childrens story
- brandelec0
1. will loudly say 'BIGGUP' on command
2. makes self-defense training videos for seals and pandas so they can fight back
3. implants computer chips into seals and pandas so they will understand training videos
4. read out kingjulien stories to me to sleep
5. feed people
- shellie0
i would like to revise one of the features on my machine:
3. Take any sickness out of somebody's body instantly and give them balloons when they're done.
- brandelec0
i met a dude who has balloon phobia
what the hell?
- shellie0
It would be cool if it would allow you to throw your voice all around a room. it would be an amazing party trick.
- brandelec0
haha dj clue - clue - clue - clue...
- Gorbie0
i could use one to make me a drink right now.
- shellie0
i know somebody with a balloon phobia.
but only when they werent freshly filled. You know how they sort of droop after a couple of days? it would scare the fuck out of her. she wont go anywhere near em. funny shit.
- Rand0
turn lollipops into rainbows?
- Gorbie0
i can tell you were thinking about that for awhile, Rand.
- Rand0
shit into shinola?
- Gorbie0
grains into granola?
- Rand0
small logo into big logo?
- Crouwel0
shit i never knew..
http://www.changethatsrightnow.c…
- Rand0
penguins terrify me
- cosmo0
penguins make me randy.
Rand
(Aug 5 05, 16:08)
- kaiyohtee0
1 Produce 200 diff. strains of grass (variety!) ... even the dankest Diesel NYC, AK47, and Trainwreck can get tiresome (tolerance).
2. I like the "printing money" ideas
3. Ability to increase my reading speed like Johhny 5 in 'Short Circuit.' INFORMATION!
4. Biofeedback capabilities
5. Teleporter.