the everything machine
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- kaiyohtee0
guess it's the sideeffects of dank. good eye-deas.
- e-pill0
are you trying to copy teh patents i have on my machine?
- kaiyohtee0
1 Produce 200 diff. strains of grass (variety!) ... even the dankest Diesel NYC, AK47, and Trainwreck can get tiresome (tolerance).
2. I like the "printing money" ideas
3. Ability to increase my reading speed like Johhny 5 in 'Short Circuit.' INFORMATION!
4. Biofeedback capabilities
5. Teleporter.
- Rand0
makes 30 ntpe prints and mails them?
- cosmo0
penguins make me randy.
Rand
(Aug 5 05, 16:08)
- Rand0
penguins terrify me
- Crouwel0
shit i never knew..
http://www.changethatsrightnow.c…
- Rand0
small logo into big logo?
- Gorbie0
grains into granola?
- Rand0
shit into shinola?
- Gorbie0
i can tell you were thinking about that for awhile, Rand.
- Rand0
turn lollipops into rainbows?
- shellie0
i know somebody with a balloon phobia.
but only when they werent freshly filled. You know how they sort of droop after a couple of days? it would scare the fuck out of her. she wont go anywhere near em. funny shit.
- Gorbie0
i could use one to make me a drink right now.
- brandelec0
haha dj clue - clue - clue - clue...
- shellie0
It would be cool if it would allow you to throw your voice all around a room. it would be an amazing party trick.
- brandelec0
i met a dude who has balloon phobia
what the hell?
- shellie0
i would like to revise one of the features on my machine:
3. Take any sickness out of somebody's body instantly and give them balloons when they're done.
- brandelec0
1. will loudly say 'BIGGUP' on command
2. makes self-defense training videos for seals and pandas so they can fight back
3. implants computer chips into seals and pandas so they will understand training videos
4. read out kingjulien stories to me to sleep
5. feed people
- uberdesigner0
the everything machine
sounds like a childrens story