the everything machine
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- e-pill0
are you trying to copy teh patents i have on my machine?
- kaiyohtee0
guess it's the sideeffects of dank. good eye-deas.
- e-pill0
1. create real doll of shellie
2. create teleportation device "wallet size"
3. create a black symboite costume for me with white eyes
4. create an unbreakable tripple chamber glass bong!
5. createe the weed that superman would smoke inorder to get high non stop!!!:)
- Soler0
1. cook 3 squares a day
2. OSX
3. print whatever I want printed
4. fly me around anywhere in the world FAST
5. THX sound quality
- Rand0
this question requires some thought.
hmmm.
- Rand0
makes 30 ntpe prints and mails them?
- e-pill0
i want a different machine
1. time machine
2. to create anti gravity boots in multi colours and sizes
3. able to print out any form of currency.
4. grant me power of the beyonder
5. create high quality weed!:)
- shellie0
1. Ignore Button for real world ignore control. It's like someone's there... but not there. It'll drive people mad.
2. Every single episode of nip/tuck on demand w/ flat screen for viewing.
3. Produces outstanding herb at the touch of a button. It's good for the children -- instant smiles.
4. ATM functionality from the bank account that never dries up. Great for feeding my spending habbit. Guilt free shoe shopping extravaganza.
5. Will allow me to douplicate myself when im really busy.
AND it will all fit in my pocket.
- Crouwel0
i won't need a machine. i will use Shellie's machine instead, and use feature 5 over and over again!! ;P
"5. Will allow me to douplicate myself when im really busy."
- Gorbie0
i would have the everything machine manufacture nothing but everything machines, everyday and give them away to everybody, anytime.
- tehgee0
1) feed me
2) fuck me
3) shut the fuck up!!lolz ©chris rock
- _salisae_0
gorbie is everywhere
- shellie0
ok there needs to be rules.
no machines that make more everything machines.
and
no features that allow you to have any feature you want.
gorbie you cheater.
- Crouwel0
i would have the everything machine manufacture nothing but everything machines, everyday and give them away to everybody, anytime.
Gorbie
(Aug 5 05, 15:31)so it would only do that. so that everyone who gets one can let it manufacture nothing but everything machines and give them away to everybody, anytime so that everyone who gets one can let it manufacture nothing but everything machines and give them away to everybody, anytime..
until we choke in them?
you are a very destructive man, Gorbie.
- shellie0
lol @ gee loling @ chris rock.