the everything machine
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- shellie
if you could have a machine that could do anything.. but you had to only pick 5 things tops that it could do, what features would you want?
- e-pill0
1. create real doll of shellie
2. create teleportation device "wallet size"
3. create a black symboite costume for me with white eyes
4. create an unbreakable tripple chamber glass bong!
5. createe the weed that superman would smoke inorder to get high non stop!!!:)
- Soler0
1. cook 3 squares a day
2. OSX
3. print whatever I want printed
4. fly me around anywhere in the world FAST
5. THX sound quality
- Rand0
this question requires some thought.
hmmm.
- e-pill0
i want a different machine
1. time machine
2. to create anti gravity boots in multi colours and sizes
3. able to print out any form of currency.
4. grant me power of the beyonder
5. create high quality weed!:)
- shellie0
1. Ignore Button for real world ignore control. It's like someone's there... but not there. It'll drive people mad.
2. Every single episode of nip/tuck on demand w/ flat screen for viewing.
3. Produces outstanding herb at the touch of a button. It's good for the children -- instant smiles.
4. ATM functionality from the bank account that never dries up. Great for feeding my spending habbit. Guilt free shoe shopping extravaganza.
5. Will allow me to douplicate myself when im really busy.
AND it will all fit in my pocket.
- Crouwel0
i won't need a machine. i will use Shellie's machine instead, and use feature 5 over and over again!! ;P
"5. Will allow me to douplicate myself when im really busy."
- Gorbie0
i would have the everything machine manufacture nothing but everything machines, everyday and give them away to everybody, anytime.
- tehgee0
1) feed me
2) fuck me
3) shut the fuck up!!lolz ©chris rock
- _salisae_0
gorbie is everywhere
- shellie0
ok there needs to be rules.
no machines that make more everything machines.
and
no features that allow you to have any feature you want.
gorbie you cheater.
- Crouwel0
i would have the everything machine manufacture nothing but everything machines, everyday and give them away to everybody, anytime.
Gorbie
(Aug 5 05, 15:31)so it would only do that. so that everyone who gets one can let it manufacture nothing but everything machines and give them away to everybody, anytime so that everyone who gets one can let it manufacture nothing but everything machines and give them away to everybody, anytime..
until we choke in them?
you are a very destructive man, Gorbie.
- shellie0
lol @ gee loling @ chris rock.
- shellie0
hopefully Gorbie's design is microscopic.. so it would take billions of years to get to the point where we're swimming in them.
- _salisae_0
1. my machine would eat the people who were mean to me or my friends
2. my machine would make sunshine for all the people i cared about 'on demand'
3. my machine would get rid of all the tackiness that exists in design and advertising
4. my machine would help people find solutions to their problems
5. it would also tell me about afterlife and other secrets of the universe
and run on cheap batteries
- Crouwel0
haha good point, shellie!
- uberdesigner0
the everything machine
sounds like a childrens story
- brandelec0
1. will loudly say 'BIGGUP' on command
2. makes self-defense training videos for seals and pandas so they can fight back
3. implants computer chips into seals and pandas so they will understand training videos
4. read out kingjulien stories to me to sleep
5. feed people
- shellie0
i would like to revise one of the features on my machine:
3. Take any sickness out of somebody's body instantly and give them balloons when they're done.
- brandelec0
i met a dude who has balloon phobia
what the hell?
- shellie0
It would be cool if it would allow you to throw your voice all around a room. it would be an amazing party trick.