PVN Anthology III
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- liquid0
janne, didn't you know that PVN is the new email?
liquid
(Aug 17 05, 11:30)
JazX
(Aug 17 05, 11:33)
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bwwwwwwaaaaaa....
- emokid0
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
jakeyj
(Aug 17 05, 06:58)
- Crouwel0
I'll never forget the time I got caught stealing watermelons from old Mr. Barnslow's watermelon patch. I was with my friend Bobby. We were giggling so hard I thought I'd wet my pants! At first we tried to steal two watermelons each, but they were too heavy and we dropped them, and that made us laugh even harder. Finally, we each picked out a good one, and we were just about to sneak back through the fence when we heard a low, deep voice behind us. "Just where do you think you're going with those watermelons?" I gulped and turned around. It was old Mr. Barnslow, pointing his shotgun at us. Bobby dropped his watermelon, then pulled out the .38 revolver he kept in his waist, turned, and fired. But the turning must have thrown off his aim, because the shot only hit Mr. Barnslow in the thigh. Mr. Barnslow immediately fired both barrels at Bobby. One blast of buckshot missed entirely, but the other tore into Bobby's shoulder. He tried to fire back, but his shoulder was so torn up he couldn't raise his arm. Just as he was trying to switch to his left hand, Mr. Barnslow ran up and cracked him across the face with the butt of his shotgun. Bobby fell to the ground in a heap. Mr. Barnslow raised the butt of his gun to finish him off, but just then Bobby pulled out his hunting knife and plunged it into the farmer's big white belly. After that, I don't think I stole watermelons for at least a year.
jevad
(Aug 17 05, 11:40)
- JazX0
~I'm fully gonna get teh half million post and it's gonna be a thread called:
FUCK ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKAS I'M THE MAN WOOT WOOT HALF A MILL YEAH BOYEEEEEEE, if it fits.
josimarX
(Aug 17 05, 13:26)haha, but QBN would delete it and it would be back at 499,999 and then i would start a thread titled:
HAHAHA YOU SLOW PUSSIES I GOT THREAD NO. 500,000 NOW GO CRY IN THE CORNER!!!!
Crouwel
(Aug 17 05, 13:30)
- Rand0
correction:
dogs can smell cancer
Rand
(Aug 16 05, 14:17)
rasko4
(Aug 16 05, 16:23)"\originated from:
dogs can smell cancer
Derek
- jevad0
My friend told me to come here and get expert advice. So far I have two replies, one that makes no sense and another with a picture of an ovum.
OV_
(Aug 18 05, 10:12)
- peteski0
sorry...that makes me want to go outside and randomly run people over with my car
jevad
(Aug 16 05, 12:59)a site crit thread
- JazX0
"Allah fucken Akhbar"
DogsBreath
(Jul 23 05, 02:52)
- Crouwel0
[ about tom cruise ]
he's a picture of fucking sanity. i don't know what you radges are on about.
paraselene
(Aug 19 05, 06:19)
- paraselene0
i'll give'em what-for.
paraselene
(Aug 19 05, 06:19)the old stocking and pool ball combo then?
skt
(Aug 19 05, 06:21)if it ain't broke...
paraselene
(Aug 19 05, 06:22)..hit them again?
skt
(Aug 19 05, 06:23)
- JazX0
pretty hard dick
tehgee
(Aug 22 05, 12:15)
- blaw0
godd heavans
wendell
(Aug 22 05, 03:27)
- blaw0
well it took 7 posts to make this thread gay. good job team
ethios
(Aug 21 05, 14:42)
- paraselene0
man = underhair
woman = no underhairif woman has underhair then woman = man
if man has no underhair then man = muckle piff
true
chossy
(Aug 23 05, 06:33)everything you ever wanted to know about underhair but were afraid to ask.
- Crouwel0
beauty is only a lightswitch away
kOna
(Aug 23 05, 07:13)
- e-pill0
BLOOD I TELL YA!
gruntt
(Aug 23 05, 10:34)I think version3 will climb up to a watch tower and start picking people off if he doesnt get 29
prints"There's an NTer -BAM, and another one BAM"
"give me my fucking prints!!!" Rat-a-tat-tat
canuck
(Aug 23 05, 10:37)hahahahah!!!
:)
- JazX0
Mother Nature has created some of the most impactful and impressive art this world has seen in decades.
scarabin
(Aug 28 05, 17:10)..
kodap
(Aug 28 05, 17:25)
- spongebob0
newstoday is not important.
scarabin
(Aug 29 05, 09:00)
- rockonski0
you know what, im thinking more and more about declaring war against pvn
And if anyone of you may think you have problems with it, send me letters to my email. And i promise you, I will do everything to try to meet you in person and beat the fuck out of you, allright
kveldulfr_fou
(Aug 29 05, 08:50)
- ilovepill0
Whateva, all those chicks look hot.
Jaline
(Aug 29 05, 11:41)