PVN Anthology III
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- cosmo0
when completely baffled but trying to fake his was through it, jevad poses like the guy on the left in the qbn certified image.
blaw
(Aug 12 05, 08:50)hahahah
- JazX0
PonyBoy and I are dating.
cosmo
(Aug 12 05, 08:59)
- todelete__20
jevad is really 12 years old and everytime he writes "fuck off" on NT he puts a quarter in his swear jar.
college is paid for.
gruntt
(Aug 12 05, 09:07)
- cosmo0
Yes, you got that right. I have been to every country in africa and I own the damn place.
JazX
(Aug 12 05, 09:09)
- JazX0
I am a ________ designer
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intelligent
god
(Aug 12 05, 12:00)kld
(Aug 12 05, 12:06)
- grayhood0
the eighties called and actually do not want jevad back.
blaw
(Aug 12 05, 12:13)hahhahahahahahaa!!!
- cosmo0
Enter roast:
*coughs
*smokes
*drinks
jevad, huh? This fucker? Let me tell you about this fucker.
*laughter of pure insanity
the other day I went over to jevtard's house and found myself inside some serious fog when I entered the kitchen...
... i swear I couldn't see shit..
... turns out it was jevtard masturbating with the freezer door open.
HEY-OOOOOoo
*people die from laughing
*smokes
no but seriously... jevad is my favorite NT'er of all time...
... favorite NT'er to say 'FUCK OFF' too
plbtttttttttthhhhhhh
*mountainous floods of ear-twisting laughter
PonyBoy
(Aug 12 05, 12:04)
- blaw0
before putting on his make up, jevad looks like Sigourney Weaver after giving Pestilence a blowjob.
mayo
(Aug 12 05, 13:34)
- Crouwel0
Yes, all very well. But would you want a state that publically hangs people for being gay to have nukes?
bot
(Aug 14 05, 05:38)huh? which state does that/?
e-pill
(Aug 14 05, 05:39)nebraska right!?!?
those fuckers!
e-pill
(Aug 14 05, 05:40)
- WinnebagoSeff0
scarabin started shaving his cat a couple of weeks ago.
shellie
(Aug 15 05, 13:51)
- mayo0
this thread would have been so much nicer if jevad started it.
emokid
(Aug 15 05, 13:54)
- e-pill0
CUMMISH!
dopepope
(Aug 15 05, 13:19)
- emokid0
jevad is more successful than shellie
Rand
(Aug 15 05, 13:59)jevad is happier than brooke
Gorbie
(Aug 15 05, 14:10)
- emokid0
studio a:
jevadRand
(Aug 15 05, 15:39)
- Jaline0
*escapes from pascii and runs back into the thread for the sole purpose of posting this (omg fucking rad):
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
paraselene
(Aug 16 05, 06:24)
- JazX0
one.
cosmo
(Aug 16 05, 09:30)----
that is an insanely low score.
:)
blaw
(Aug 16 05, 09:40)
- Crouwel0
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
jevad
(Aug 16 05, 14:49)
- rasko40
dogs can smell cancer
Rand
(Aug 16 05, 14:17)
- jdcomba0
jdcomba, we will dictate how this story ends.
QBN
(Aug 16 05, 22:35)
- paraselene0
i've come over my keyboard again.
pascii
(Aug 17 05, 04:14)
MX_OnD
(Aug 17 05, 04:15)that was just far too obvious...
*shits himself for not having worn gloves at pascii's computer
soda
(Aug 17 05, 04:18)
MX_OnD
(Aug 17 05, 04:21)