PVN Anthology III
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- Jaline0
I don't like Personified sperm.
fate_redux
(Jun 18 05, 13:33)hahaha
- Jaline0
there once was a dog raper from Campobello
who knew a pittbull that was really quite mello
he said, "oh what the heck"
and in plain view from the deck
he banged that poor mutt's butt like it was jello.
gruntt
(Jun 20 05, 13:56)
- k770
AHhahahah
classic NT thread
jevad
(Jun 20 05, 15:07)
- Gorbie0
Awsome pics - unfortunatley the site reminds me of some hippy bitch selling vagina candles.
spendogg
(Jun 20 05, 15:53)
- designerror0
Why fucking bother. Don't you have better things to do than go out shopping going 'oh no, i can never pull that off. thats what paris hilton wore whilst on tv secretly insinuating that animal cruelty is right... lets go some place else!' or 'i hear somebody somewhere someplace gets paid less than regular new york wages putting this cellphone together, well screw sonyericcson - im going nokia'
Get fucking over it, peckerheads. Better yet, be less hippie.
I am typing this as I chew on a Quarter Pounder wearing a sweater some third world kid made during his glue-sniffing climax.
Love,
jox
(Jun 23 05, 13:47)amen to that!
- BonSeff0
It's like giving micheal jackson a santa claus suit
toe_knee
(Jul 6 05, 18:27)gold
- cosmo0
oh ponyboy. im sorry you feel that way. wanna cookie?
shellie
(Jul 6 05, 18:24)
+++Enter response:
if the cookie is coming from you.. YES!!! PLEEEASE!! Does this cookie mean I'm accepted? Does this mean you like me? Man - I was feeling like a freshman there for a minute - all lost... cold sweats... nervousness.. fear of being disliked by those of more self-proclaimed stature...
... i'm kinda on a diet though... so fuck your cookie.
PonyBoy
(Jul 6 05, 18:28)
- JazX0
nigga, what the fuck is juice?
i want some grape drink baby
BonSeff
(Jul 7 05, 17:17)taa hahahhaa
- GreedoLives0
I love that song - my wife calls me on the phone
me - hello
Wife - my shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
me - who is this
wife - i aint no hollaback girl.
me - you don't even know what that means.
wife - shut up fucker - pick up some wine on the way home from work - holla
me - the box kind, right.
wife *click
me - muhuahahahahah
spendogg(Jul 7 05, 16:41)
- JazX0
unfortunaly I've never smelled unwashed penises myself..
but, I can imagine its a F 'up penetrant odor which will beats cat piss fo schnitzel.
sureshot
(Jul 10 05, 15:48)
- Crouwel0
quit sticking to the subject
Rand
(Jul 10 05, 12:35)
- JazX0
That's what males get for wearing Flip Flops. My favorite summer pass time is stepping on all the hairy toes as much as I can.
Besides the long white tees all the urban boys are sporting (why not just wear a dress) there is no worse trend then guys in flip flops. They all look like frat boys into the Pet Shop Boys.
KILLputer
(Jul 13 05, 06:45)
- JazX0
Just remember one important thing:
No matter how much you shake it, the last drop always ends up in your pants.
driftlab
(Jul 13 05, 06:57)
- paraselene0
time is 10:19.
who had the 10:19 square on the "when will jazx mention Africa" pool?
gruntt
(Jul 13 05, 07:09)...somewhere near the zenith of gruntt's apocryphal 'humour roll of ought-five'
- e-pill0
welcome to newstoday.
if assholes were airplanes this place would be an airport
*sticks arms straight out and runs down the hall making "fffffllllppfffpp" noises with lips.
gruntt
(Jul 13 05, 10:59)
- JazX0
you talkin weed or what!?!
water that shit and hire some columbians.
kOna
(Jul 13 05, 10:54)
- garettwest0
this one time, at ganja camp, i made a family portrait out of pot buds and leaves and sent it to my mom.
after she got out of prison she was never the same.
kOna
(Jul 13 05, 11:30)AHAHAHAHAHA!
- Jaline0
Dear Mrs Gruntt,
You have our word. We will have him home by 7PM.
As you were.
QBN
(Jul 14 05, 06:47)
- blaw0
i'm gonna try this at home.
i always try everything at home what i see on the web.
even tried to do what a certain nice asain girl in a tub did, altho i do not have a tub i tried it in the shower.. so much fun, so little space..
Crouwel
(Jul 14 05, 06:42)