PVN Anthology III
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- MX_OnD0
We're scottish and nobody ever knows what we're on about.
MX_OnD
(Aug 1 05, 16:17)chossy
(Aug 1 05, 16:19)
GreedoLives
(Aug 1 05, 16:21)
- Crouwel0
I just spent my bank holiday weekend ranting and raving against those shit jeep mobiles. Nonces driving round in their BMW jeeps (if you're gonna buy a jeep at least buy one from a company who's made them for years and not some monster from BMW).
Dublin is a small city with tiny roads. Traffic is brutal as there was no forward thinking in the layout and building of roads and therefore everything is cramped. There we are sitting in our tiny VW Polo and along comes some knobjockey in there BMW jeep, taking over the whole road, increasing traffic jams and all they are doing is dropping little Tarquin and Jasmine to school and back home again to polish the silver and count their money and porbably have a wank over their collection of ralph lauren polo shirts.
They NEVER go off road EVER!
AARGh...the frustration is killing me. I spit on them!!!!
saroose
(Aug 2 05, 14:09)
- Crouwel0
The best saroose.... a few weeks ago I'm crusing along the road and all of a sudden have to jam on my brakes because someone in a Hummer had slowed down to a crawl in the middle of the lane. Why? There was a 'rough' railroad crossing.
YOU'RE IN A HUMMER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
garettwest
(Aug 2 05, 14:11)lol
what a dickhead! Probably didn't want to spill their mocha frappacchinno skinny latte choccoespresso, that they bought from the cafebardeli a yard from where they live, on their new plaid tommy hilfiger chinos that look just divine with their ne deckshoes and their polo shirt ya.
I spit on them, their familys and their family's family etc.
saroose
(Aug 2 05, 14:41)lmao!
- Crouwel0
what the fuck is it with toblerone being a holiday gift kinda thing?
when in my teens my folks would always bring me back toblerone when they went to europe on holidays, severe lack of imagination.. but it was always welcome.. maybe they knew I was at home smoking copious quantities of weed and had the munchies bad
rasko4
(Aug 2 05, 16:06)
- jevad0
OMFG!! will someone post this to the Anthology please!
i'm peeing me panties!
can't beat it no more, it's gone all red and looks like it might fall off, i am afraid!
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 16:24)MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:25)
- jevad0
i love nt
how a thread about a plane crash ends up discussing Fedra Sans and the weather in Toronto.
how a thread about Bluetooth USB ends up in chatter about chocolate cocks.
and how a thread about a nudist not being buried as he wished ends up in talks about bestiality and feces in scottish kilts.
:D
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 16:27)
- jevad0
|--*bobj----now---fu ture--|
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you are here*birth of black jebus
designerror
(Aug 2 05, 16:31)
- Crouwel0
shellie, are u serious? i walk around naked in my flat as hell and don't give a shit banging a fag on my balcony as god made me.
prudery
pascii
(Aug 2 05, 16:39)jevad
(Aug 2 05, 16:41)
- kodap0
the hood is in the house
Rand
(Aug 2 05, 12:24)
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ahahahah
- Crouwel0
soll ich Anna nass machen?
MX_OnD
(Aug 2 05, 16:58)[in a thread about Ananas]
- Crouwel0
that said... I enjoy a bit of nudity. In fact, I've been a bunch of titties and ass lately round the poolside in hollywood lately. No complaints. Rate that rack has become more popular than marco polo.
shellie
(Aug 2 05, 17:21)
- JazX0
just how drunk does a pig have to be to get a tattoo of a cow?
blaw
(Aug 3 05, 10:17)
- Rand0
which thread was this:
that said... I enjoy a bit of nudity. In fact, I've been a bunch of titties and ass lately round the poolside in hollywood lately. No complaints. Rate that rack has become more popular than marco polo.
shellie
(Aug 2 05, 17:21)
Crouwel
(Aug 2 05, 17:22)
- todelete__20
i don't know rand but imagining shellie hot makes me want to take off all my clothes and play rate my rack.
- garettwest0
Probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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Color is not what it is but what it becomes because of what surrounds it.*my color teacher has this tattooed on her ass.
_salisae_
(Aug 3 05, 11:54)I think she's trying to tell you her stink star is brown because poopy comes out of it.
But as you can see she put it more eloquently than I did.
kOna
(Aug 3 05, 11:56)
- Crouwel0
Rand, that was in a thread called "Denied.."
- gruntt0
hypocrite me II
true story.today i was called by two neighbours who were paniced because a giant, and i mean GIANT honey bee colony was on the move. they ended up next to my window on a wall of a neighbouring office that sort of surrounds my place. they were all landing there, by the thousands, the wall was litterally black!!
so i called the police first as i had no clue who to call else, they said i had to call the city council who forwarded me (cuz of holida) to a commercial honey bee killer. i called the institutions main offices (as the staff was not present in the neighbouring office where the bees were entering the wall), they said they would accept the bill.
the man from the bee-killer company told me the honeybee is offically an endangered species and he was NOT allowed to kill them if they did not pose a threat.
It turned out though that they did. In his words, if kids were playing outside or people working in the neighbouring garden they could become irritated and some bees could possibly attack..
now on a completely different note (well for now, as it's relation to this story will become apparent if you read on..):
i am quite ill, i caught a horrible cold and i cough lots and have pains in the chest..so that afternoon, before the bees came i bought a big pot of honey to mix with my tea to ease the pain in my throat.
the bee-fighter told me he'd come back later tonight to see if they were still there, if they were he said he had no choice then to "smoke 'em out of their caves (=wall)"..
as i was hearing him talk when he returned(all in a white suit and with a creepy honeybee killer weapon in his hand) i was sipping my honey-tea watching him do his work from a small distance.
and then it OCURRED TO ME!!
i am no different then Bush!!!
while i am drinking honey like a maniac i have the entire population (including the leader: queen honeybee) killed! to make the similarities more striking i hired someone to kill them, while risking his own life (well to a certain extend!!) and to make it even more striking, i let the neighbouring institution pay for it, which means: TAXPAYERS are paying for the brutal killing of thousands of honeybees and their children honeybees.
while i waved the bee-killer goodbye only a few honeybees were still alive completely confused about what happened to them, left alone in a total chaos of dead bee bodies and posoinous matter.. i stepped inside again and took another tea with lots of lovely honey in it!
Crouwel(Aug 4 05, 13:18)
- kld0
quit sticking to the subject.
Crouwel
(Aug 5 05, 09:45)
- JazX0
ah shit.. i thought the river was really literally full of cocaine.. i'd be making a nosedive!
one.
Crouwel
(Aug 5 05, 15:21)