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- toe-knee0
custard creams werent a bad dunk either. Jaffa cakes are impossible and i was never sold on those bourbon creams, even thought they are the right dimensions for a good deep dunk.
- -_MU_-0
ultimate supreme tea ninja technique is required to sucsessfully dunk a jammy dodger.
I AM the supreme tea ninja.
- iLotion0
Give me a cuppa PG and a Digestive mate - Just like me old nan used to make
- Chickenhands0
I know it's possibleto facilitate a Rich Tea..... but DunkTimeā¢ isn't about concentrating on your biscuit technique, it's about the meeting of tea and biscuit in harmony & blissful union.
Plus, no matter how good your technique, Tea Debris will still occur woth Rich Tea and ruin your last sip.
Also, what is Rich about a Rich Tea, they're the cheapest biscuits out there and they taste of card.
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- iLotion0
It takes a true master to be able to dunk one o them feckun pink waffer things...
- toe-knee0
ha. does anyone even know what theyre called.
- de4k0
- Chickenhands0
Now those fuckers are meant only to sit in your Grandma's cupboard for 20 years.
They're not for eating.
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- Chickenhands0
Excellent! Stupid biscuits!!
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- toe-knee0
they taste like the body of christ with hundreds and thousands on it
- de4k0
lol
- Chickenhands0
Toffee Pops!!!!
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- iLotion0
yeah just like the other spawn of satan... The almighty evil of - Teh Fig Roll!
- vespa0
toffee pops! stopit you're making me homesick!
and yea toe-knee on the timtams. but the refined timtam straw requires the maker to daintily bite off one corner of each end - opposite corners - thus the ratio of liquid to chocolate goodness is such that the collapse of the timtam is delayed slightly, prolonging the pleasure.
for the ladies out there, a timtam straw with baileys and milk is the best pmt antidote known to woman.
- moth0
What were those things with the cows an' sheep on em?
Milk something or other....
- Chickenhands0
Malted Milk Motherfucker!
I knew we were missing something, one of my favourites.
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- moth0
Malted Milk!
That's the baby.
I used to get them at Play School with a glass of milk at break-time.
- Chickenhands0
Breakaway. Nuff said.
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- moth0
Breakaway?
Never one of my favs... My Dad always used to buy Penguins because they were always buy 1 get 1 free at Sainsburys. I can't stand the sight of them.
I did like Trios though.
- iLotion0
Garibalies - came out the pack in one fuckoff great sheet, now that was a dunk to end all dunks!