I got no women skills
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- strabley0
my head is like a pumpkin on toothpick, i mena that fucker is big!
- grayhood0
winning over the ladies is so-oo easy, two words...
sock puppets.
- pooch0
having a huge ass head should cause any problem...... oh that head.
my bad. yeah that' sucks.
- tfsmag0
dude i get hit on more when my hair is long... but that's prolly cuz i have a huge ass head and short hair makes my head look bigger than normal :(
- mrdobolina0
no doubt kona.
- k0na_an0k0
dude. seriously you know what chicks like. guys with really short hair.
i just shaved mine and at least once a day a girl rubs my head.
- strabley0
i need to get a hair cut today cause im getting a baby mullet
- k0na_an0k0
i like eating babies.
- k0na_an0k0
chicx like guys who spit. do it more often.
oh, and grow your hair to a mullet.
- strabley0
i actually have to give his wife some of my old art books tommorrow so ill be over there again. but if she comes by my desk today ill be editing photos of my newborn nephew and we all know how chicks dig babies.
- strabley0
ok so i had to go over to another guys desk to fix an ftp logon thing, but i noticed her chekcing me out a bit. but then i was talking to the original guy and he made me laugh and a little spit came out of my mouth, so i ruined today. but for your knowelege my wang is made of chocolate and its like one of those sponges in the pill form, i have to soak it in water til it gets really big. so you're all right
- tara|gee0
lol did u guys see that curb your enthusiasm>??? LOL
- jox0
I just like to do things with a more "hands-on" approach.
- tfsmag0
JOX IS A PUSSY, PUT YOUR WANG IN A GLASS OF WATER AND SET IT ON YOUR DESK... YOU CAN'T LOSE!
- jox0
Accidentally spill your next glass of water on her as you pass by. That way you'll be a gentleman because you would insist on helping her wipe it off with your hands. Also, you'll get to touch her ( . ) ( . )
- JazX0
on that note, go up to here and say, hey baby let's sleep together and see what she says. ;)
- kbags0
er, the "DO-IT" voice, that is. I'm playing catch-up here...hot thread!
Must be the sexual chocolate.
- tfsmag0
PPOUR WATTER ON YOUR WANG!
- kbags0
*As previously unveiled on the now-vintage Ben Stiller Show.