I got no women skills
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- strabley0
allright i just went over and said i was sorry, but i fogot to put the olde cock away. so i dont think she though i was sincere. what to do? what to do?!
- grayhood0
NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!
- 3rror4040
tell her ur a plumber and u can plumb her all she wants;)
- k0na_an0k0
do it again. it might work this time.
- strabley0
ok, so the whole hanging my cock out thing didn't work, in fact i think i may have come one too strong, should i go apologize?
- tfsmag0
you go!
- strabley0
its out and flapping in the wind, wish me luck!
- tfsmag0
don't listent to these fools.... the wang hanging out of teh zipper is teh only way!
- strabley0
big hands and size 13 shoes. it bette be proportinal or ill just look silly
- Mimio0
big hands = freakishly small everything else.
- tara|gee0
big hands = big gloves?
- lilbabyarm0
do yourself a favor and don't complain about how dead it is there. just keep to yourself. establish some mistique. have fun on your own. you wreak of desperation...
- strabley0
no its completely dead here, every is sitting around bitching about how bad it is today
- lilbabyarm0
dude. just stay in your cubicle.
the girl can smell your desperation a mile a way. You told her she looks bored? She was reading a book for crissakes. that's not boredom, that means she has a brain... that's not good for you.
- iDp0
Stray, just accidentally knock something over with your freakishly huge hands and mumble something like 'my fucking hands are so huge, always doing that'. Girls know what big hands mean, you'll be in! ;)
- Gorbie0
thank you, thank you...
i'll be here all week.
seriously i will.
- strabley0
cornier than a bag a fritos
- swollenelbow0
hahah gorbie, i set'em up you knock'em down!
- k0na_an0k0
ba dum bum t-sh.
- Gorbie0
you'll get some in the end...
which end is still up in the air....
holy horrible puns batman!