I got no women skills
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- grayhood0
NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!
- strabley0
allright i just went over and said i was sorry, but i fogot to put the olde cock away. so i dont think she though i was sincere. what to do? what to do?!
- tfsmag0
do tha helicopter and recite a poem while you're doing it......
fyi: the helicopter is when you make your weenie spin like the blade on a helicopter by swiveling your hips.
- strabley0
lmfao, i know what that is but i just pictured myself doing that and knocking something over. i choked on my water, which is now empty so i should go get some more, but i leave work in the next 10 so fuck it.
- grayhood0
don't you have to pee yet, you have really been hittin the H2O hard today.
- stewart0
you can drink 10 liters of water max.
- strabley0
i drink about 96oz a day, a big 32oz soda cup 3 times a day, i pee hella bad when i get home, but all the pressure helpes clean the toilet. so double score with that one.
- stewart0
ehm, i'm in Europe and it is late.
what is 100 oz in liters?
- strabley0
definalty not 10...
it burns when i pee
- tfsmag0
if newstoday had buddy lists i'd add strabley.
stick it in her ear dude! she can't ignore you then!
- Mimio0
Go ask her to get some coffee with you.
- kbags0
You sit still for now and work the slow game. The chumps always get shot down first.
And stop doubting yourself, pull out the jedi mind shit and make her yours. But not on the first day of school.
- Gilt0010
I'm a thread lurker so far...
but wouldn't that be hilarious if she decided to jump on the old interweb and surf to her fav design site "Newstoday". Say you're sittin' in your cube and you hear the chime from the next cubicle. I bet you'd lose those 96oz of water real quick like...
- mayo0
um, you gotta at least introduce yourself. It makes it a lot easier when she's saying stuff like, "Mr. Drinks-A-Lot-Of-Water, may i borrow your stapler?"
- tfsmag0
ask her "anal or oral?" that's always a good ice breaker
- JazX0
ohh man
- strabley0
if she answers 'both' then im in!
- mayo0
Oh, and i agree with kbags. I've never been asked out at work, but if it were my first day, i would totally think it's because i'm the fresh meat.