I got no women skills
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- piers0
hahaha, man nuff people talkin shit on here. I aint even going to try and offer any advice accept telling you its a numbers game. You win some you loose some but the more you try the greater chance you have of success.
- tfsmag0
what grayhood didn't tell you is that the NTNC has orgy parties every weekend.
- mayo0
walk up from behind her and snap her bra. That'll make an impression on her.
- drake0
thats just lame trying to pick up a chick at work
- vwsung18t0
put it in warm water-doh!
so late in teh thread, i have no newstoday skills
- DutchBoy0
my women got skills
- strabley0
way to suck
- grayhood0
*grayhood walkes into the thread with his cock out.
who wants some?
- tfsmag0
*swats flyswatter at grayhood... having grown used to his exhibitionism
- swollenelbow0
taratara said it best, play it cool don't rush, you'll get some in the end...
- strabley0
lol that shit remidns me of my best friend, he would get naked for no reason, sounds creepy and gross, which it was, but also funny at the same time. one time he hid naked under neath a garbage can while we had a party and then jumped out. i about shit i laughed so hard, it was still uncalled for and disturbing but i guess if your really offended by it you coulda fucked off and shouldnt have been there in the first place.
- strabley0
ok, so i walked to work in the fucking rain, im soaked but i saw her and she laughed at my jokes, im gonna drop off those books as soon as im dry.
- dopepope0
Last summer in Tampa, I was in some crowded bar getting drunk and a really, REALLY cute girl comes over to me and goes "Don't I know you from so and so" and names some school I never heard of. I looked at her and said "no. you don't." She looked at me like I was insane and walked away.
THATS GAME BABY!
- zeroblade0
wahey... stay wet and ask her for a towel or something. ~: )
- grayhood0
* grayhood's penis deftly dodges tfsmag's flyswatter swats, having grown used to his violent streek in the face of unabashed sexuality.
- strabley0
or ask her if she'd like to joing me, ZING!
- zeroblade0
post us a pic when you've landed the bird yeah? ~: )
- sputnik0
i love it
- strabley0
word
- Gorbie0
you'll get some in the end...
which end is still up in the air....
holy horrible puns batman!