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- v-gates0
sounds wet
- rasko40
ShowerLog 1701:
This morning back in my own shower once again, the voices chatted inside my head making me wonder whether they reside exclusively within this shower or can be transfered at will. The voices acted out a funny scene from a few days ago, but expanding upon it for further comic affect, on hearing the voices I wondered if this scene would make a funny moment within a book or film, and while I summised that yes it probably would, I could not expand further before they shower had came to an end and therefore I shrugged my shoulders figuring 'guess not'.
- kelpie0
^ yeah, fighting them off with a fucking stick these days
- GreedoLives0
rasko = harsh and bleak reality POV.
- cmann0
me-star-conciencia-loco-yes
- canuck0
killthefish you diabolical math wiz you.
- BonSeff0
when they are out of hard packs and i have to buy a soft pack, i like to put em in my shirt pocket and i feel in touch with the american factory worker
- sea_sea0
is it just me living in the ghetto or are there fireworks and gunshots everywhere? got a bit crazy here. lolz
- Rand0
where the fuck is xenicon?
- 7point340
33999SFAS!!!
- canuck0
I have been thinking of early retirement.
- magicpatch0
nice, i just made a double decker mayo sandwich.
- bradpitt0
alrite that is some crazy shit. rand loves to post crazy shit like that too.
- emokid0
i am the superman. the great enemy of evil. i fight for goodness. fight for what's right. the superman with super powers. the super good against bad behavior. i've always been a super man.
when i was a boy, i wanted to be a fireman. run through the flames with my super helmet. pump out water and fight the fire. smash things up with a hammer and rescue all the good people -- the proper citizens. i wanted to make my mum proud of me. she was my super woman.
i wanted to be a doctor. fight against diseases with my knowledge. make my mum immortal. help everybody who is trouble or feeling bad.
i wanted to be an officer. a policeman with a blue uniform. put bad people into jail and keep crime off the streets. chase gangsters with my super car and shoot them up with my bullets.
i wanted to be a great man like my father -- a good man. taking care of his loving family -- wife and son. he'd come in home every day after work and read a newspaper.
build a house in the country side. i'd go fishing.
now i got it all. well, my wife doesn't love me anymore but that's okay. i've got the other plans already. i have it all figured out. i am the superman. fight against the bad.
one day i'll fly away. like a butterfly -- high up into the sky and i'll touch the sun.
- oey_oey0
shapesalad?
it's been years since I got really upset with him.the last two weeks?
no comments because his posts tell all we need to know.in general?
actually okay despite of.solution?
no idea.
- mayo0
wha?!?!? heck no i didn't eat a GOrbie sammich.
- grunttt0
the monkey farted in the pool. as a deversion i bought him a coke which he poured over his head and demanded i call a tranny whore for his use. i of course did.
- designerror0
The smoker has the best stories, tells the best jokes, and laughs the hearty, hacking laugh of someone wise beyond his dwindling years. If black lung by proxy is the price we must pay for staying close to this dying breed, so be it.
- xenicon0
pig-dog is almost the best insult