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- dasohr0
In Vegas you'll find that the next ski resort is only 50 miles away.
This is a plus.
- canuck0
Where the fuck is Jnr_Madison?
- last i heard his gf told him tits or gtfo. he was out.emukid
- he LOTR'd ?canuck
- I was away for less than a day.Jnr_Madison
- to be totally gay.Jnr_Madison
- janne760
so much sadness.
i met someone who seems masochistic. i can't do anything about it.
positivity is a must. even in tough times.
or moreso even!those who you lost connection with, let it be for now.
those who are close to you need all the love now.be kind. :)
- isn't it christmas already in Denmarkia? Happy always and merry everything.nilsnihil
- moreso, orsomagnificent_ruin
- rasko40
His name was Jeff not that he liked that name, his dad had named him after a guy at the local working mens club as part of a bet, Jeff didn't much like his dad and the feeling was mutual.
i would carry on but greedo cant read more than a paragraph and rand doesn't care anyway, its all irrelevant :'(
- digdre0
Are we human?
- Donvitoviti0
Today i found out my extra Leg was just my penis.
- designerror0
i do
- Greedo0
Dear Spooky,
I've always wanted to stand in a proper english queue, you know, with the chaps with the black umbrellas and bowler hats and the old ladies with the curlers on and the chit-chat and the "i say there, old boy" and the "i can't remember if i shut me kettle off", but have been unable to do so due to my preternatural fear of flying to the isles. It would mean ever so much to me if I could stand aimlessly at some sodden bus stop until a proper double-decker pulls up.
PS: i'll pay extra for some snaggle-toothed youths to harass me and maybe to whistle after some passing 'birds'.- This one falls within budget. So you see, dreams really can come true. As long as you pay for the flights.SkyPoo
- digdre0
I watched zack& miri make a pron, last night/morning.
pretty good flick
- GreedoLives0
let's bring back the snail passant
- 23kon0
I was just in the kitchen at work making myself a cuppa coffee.
I noticed a wee spider on the work surface, it was running towards me.
i leaned down and started to gently blow at a constant in its direction, actually REALLLLLY funny to watch it running fullpelt but not actually getting anywhere cos the surface is to slippy.
- omgitsacamera0
Almost two hours late
North Tonawanda
- Horp0
Fucking hell, my missus just bought in the supper.. stew and that... and the phone rang and it was another girl on the other end and she wanted to talk about 'boyfriends' so now I'm just sat here waiting for them to finish talking through the pro's and cons before I can chow down fuck it I'm chowing down anyway.
- do you bring your laptop to the dinner table?skt
- And Queen Victoria not yet cold in her grave. What is happening to polite society?Horp
- haha, skt. how rude, SpookyJaline
- Dinner table? I've got a cushion on my lap and I'm on the sofa in front of the TV. The ketchup is on the table if I want it.Horp
- Dinner a la horpdigdre
- I am the Royle family.Horp
- Corvo20
Well, I say "router" too, but everyone here looks down at me like I'm some sort of maniac. People here say "rooter", which, I think, is a mistake.
The fact that I'm talking about how people pronounce "router" in Portugal has nothing to do with it.
- inteliboy0
no bank, I do not want to raise my credit card limit, stop asking me every other month.
- designerror0
I have one hundred followers.
I feel important now.
- Autokern0
Fade Off!
- Crouwel0
hahahaha
belongs to rofl thread though