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- paraselene0
i hate myself more than you do, rasko. remember, you haven't met me in real life.
- capsize0
She is described as white/European, about 172cm tall, with a thin build and collar-length grey hair. She was last seen wearing brown trackpants, a navy tracksuit top with white stripes, and reddish slippers. She suffers from a medical condition which may make her appear confused or disoriented.
- CAN SHE TELL ME ABOUT THE PRESENTATION FOLDERS?!?!7point34
- mom?locustsloth
- Is she cute? I love the cute disoriented ones when they are confused.boobs
- PonyBoy0
enjoy UK... Heidi comes your way on Tuesday permanently... :(
Hung out last night... hung out tonight... ... pretty sure that's it though.
- vitamins0
So I have this one coworker I just can not stand. He seems to be great at saying the worst possible things at least once a day for the past fucken 2 years. When he pushes my buttons, I end up yelling and cussing him out where he has to leave the room. Today, he comes into area and sits across on the empty computer seat. He throws the fucken trash and misses and leaves the shit down there. Normally I would say wtf, but i'm giving him the silent treatment at this point. He won't fucken go away.
- -sputnik-0
william butler yeats and cheerios. my two favourite things today.
- SkyPoo0
Me "So do you want me to illustrate the building flat on, or at an angle".
Client, after consultation with colleagues "We'd like it flat on, but at an angle so the sides are showing".
Me "Righto then".
- Fuck You Emukid >SkyPoo
- < I'm joking of course.SkyPoo
- Could you do that directly from the side? Flat on? Rotated 37 degrees? Show front and back?killthefish
- "Righto then".SkyPoo
- Without knowing it, your client asked for a cubist illustration.Fariska
- magnificent_ruin0
in the spring of my senior year at boarding school, under the influence of too many psychedelics, I took to wearing a loin cloth around campus. How fucking ridiculous is that?
- scarabin0
there's a new thing in arizona that says if you're stopped an officer has a right to inquire about your citizenship status, in order to crack down on their illegal immigration problem.
- digdre0
rofl kartoffel
- juhls0
I'm trying to get a hold of my friends to have lunch with them. Come on friends! Get it together! Reply, dammit!
- sikma0
New Glasses! :D
- Jaline0
Saxophone solos are THE BEST THING EVER. Maybe it's because I play the instrument, but if a song has a solo like that (or other awesome instruments) it automatically gets extra points from me.
- love it.digdre
- 'other awesome instruments'. That made me chucklecreative-
- http://www.youtube.c…Greedo
- neue75_bold0
Working from home today! w00t! I'm high already!
- brains0
I rarely visit this thread.
- Jaline0
Cold orange juice is so good after one just finished eating a yummy snack that makes you thirsty.
- < wow, that is some horrible grammar right there. Must be that tangy OJJaline
- AKA the abortion diet...neue75_bold
- what did you eat? bet it wasn't 2 big juicy steakskelpie
- (chossy, is it rude saying thnat to a girl?)kelpie
- omg....I didn't think anyone else knew about that...Jaline
- That sounds tasty, kelpie, but I was just having a trail-mix-type snack. With some cheetos and pretzels, etc.Jaline
- no way man chicks love it when you talk about meat they start to think about sex.chossy
- chossy, you're right, but don't guys think about sex with everything, including meat?Jaline
- no I never think about sex.chossy
- I can't buy a fish supper from the place down the road on account of the girl server. I go red.kelpie
- I had fish already.Jaline
- is it when you order the smoked sausage or the fanny pack supper?..chossy
- I usually get a sample of everything.Jaline
- stop it with the fish chat now. I'm old enough to be a guy whos a good 10 years older than you. hussy.kelpie
- Hmm...I thought you were 12. Never mind then.Jaline
- what's the difference between girls and freezers?neue75_bold
- don't know, shootkelpie
- was hoping someone might know, I just had an unfortunate accident...neue75_bold
- You keep your real dolls in the freezer? I see...Jaline
- digdre0
HI YOU ^
- ismith0
Oh, and also since this is the blog thread: I drove 6hrs, 360 miles from Buffalo to Sharon today. My ass is sore.
- I hope Sharon’s worth it, whoever she is!MrOneHundred
- lol_salisae_
- haha, Sharon, PA? The Home of the Original Quaker Steak & Lube?flavorful
- airey0
word to the wise. if any dude out there buys a chainmail glove from a medieval society and then thinks "hey, maybe i'll fap with this", don't do it. i won't go into detail but let's just say blood, skin-graft and codeine dependency might be in your future if you ignore my public announcement.